YFW SkekSo gets BTFO'd by an anime elf
/hmmm/ Dark Crystal
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Last thread of the week!
You know, SkekVar, with great power comes great responsibility, SkekOk calls it "Skeksis burden". Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.
>SkekSo looks directly at the camera
The Gelfling, the Podling, the Arathim... It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall be strapped to the essence collector chair and drained. The day of the great conjunction is near, SkekVar. We'll have every Gelfling in Thra drained or in chains within 10 trine, and may the darkening corruption kill me this very night if I'm wrong. May the Skeksis live forever!
From that day forward, Shod bribes the kitchen podlings to spit in So's food
>Mal
>Vegan
Good joke, he only likes and wants the freshest of meats inside of them
>"My Emperor! I called for the greatest genocider in all of existence! Here he is now!"
I'LL DRAIN YOUR GELFLINGS WHEN YOU FIX THE DAMN CRYSTAL!
I can see that happen, kek.
There's a kickstarter going on for some Dark Crystal figures, including a SkekOk
Link it.
It says the kickstarter link is spam, but this should work
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>It says the kickstarter link is spam
>The SPAM edits last thread didn't register as spam
Hiro, fix this shit
I'm kidding you fools!
Can't wait to get urVa however I'm afraid that something is gonna happen where I can't buy him
Can't see how anything could top the curve ball thrown that was Coronavirus this year. Only thing that could happen is that you would be unable to afford him when you can order him, but that should be some time still
2020 is filled with curveballs, I'm just expecting something else to go wrong
That looks amazing
That's fair, things have been pretty rough over the past few years, ngl. But I certainly didn't think a pandemic was on the cards.
Deet is actually cute here
Sadly I spent all my money on the skekSo weta thing so I'll have to pass on this. But the little Trial By Stone set is so great.
I had a long hard day. I wish I had a spa.
>you have to paint them yourself
fug. I'd ruin them with my fat talentless fingers. I'd love the trial by stone one.
Deat is always cute
Oh man, they won't be painted? Damn. I guess that explains the reasonable price.
POOP
PODLINGS
Yeah it;s the painting part of it that takes the most time and money to do on a large scale.
I think I'm gonna get it anyway and have my brother paint it. He's into Warhammer and would probably love to. Seems foolish to miss this opportunity to spend a sizeable amount of money on a hunk of plastic.
Grab a drink and do some relaxing skekposting
Days are never complete without skekposting and mystposting
Why are there so many Skekfuckers but barely any Gelf- or Aughrafuckers?
gelf-fuckers migrated to /aco/
and nobody wants to bang that old hag
>barely any Gelf
There's an /aco/ thread that gets slowly updated with their own artist making stuff there.
>Aughrafuckers
I guess there's no thiccposter that know about her and is a regular here. Plus I only seen about one lewd where she taking an OC Skek's dick in its entirely
Wow, didn't know she was dummy thicc.
Yeah, she's a real mommy. She could wreak the Skeksis with sheer mass of her fat ass and mommy milkers
I may intermittently while I watch the extended edition of return of the king.
>dude in green
Lmao