Your two younger brothers are Chads

>your two younger brothers are Chads
>you're short and fat

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Ok

Still rich tho, thats more than enough to pull hoes

bruh I'd rather drink a beer on the beach and not give a shit too

He's still good looking. It's actually really easy to get an attractive woman if you have a nice face

Why not just stop eating

Yeah look how unhappy he is!

id say his face is actually better than the brother on the left. the middle one is the most attractive

>your two younger brothers make kino
>you're a convicted murdered

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Look at that chonky boi, he THICCCCCCCCCC

>op coping for being a lanklet

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>your older brothers are an oscar winner and a world renowned naturalist
>you were pretty successful in your own right, but seem like a failure by comparison

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nice cope manlet

this is cringe but sometimes true

How much bodyfat? His stomach honestly looks kind of hard, so I can't tell if he's a fat as fuck or just a tiny bit but mainly bloated as all hell

He looks like a normal man.

>be absolute failure in most respects
>brother went to jail for rape so by comparison I'm everyone's favorite

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Even with a good face, low body fat is enough. You can still be pretty lean overall but if your body fat is such that it takes way from the sharpness of your jawline and fills out your cheeks even a little bit, you look far less handsome

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Literally me. From 18-23 I was pure Chad, and drank everyday. Then I started balding and now I have that body plus I'm bald. My face looks the same though. I embrace the dad look, and more order girls flirt with me now.

this is literally true for 90% of tall people on here lmao

>t. 5'9 with a good face

How do you know if your face is good or not? Cause I've got evidence to suggest people think I look handsome yet never had a gf at 23, never had sex, etc. and I'm not sure if it's because I'm a socially retarded sperg or if it's because the idea that I'm handsome is total bullshit

Being a sperg overrides handsomeness. That said, you can be funny/charming and ugly. Not being a sperg is the most important factor

All signs point to the socially retarded sperg part. Elliot Roger looked fine and had money, he would have been drowning in pussy if he wasn't an insane insecure sperg. Even average looking guys can find a gf pretty easily if they're not constantly sperging out.

>you can be funny/charming and ugly
Oh, I've seen it happen before my eyes. Guy I'm thinking of isn't ugly per se but not what you'd ever call a handsome devil, is like 5'7, works out but carries somebody fat so isn't massively lean, and is a curry to boot. But he's a sound unpretentious guy that's fucked, a threesome, had gfs, etc.

Plenty of younger chicks are into older guys these days too if you’re interested in that. Whenever I’m out in public with my father women younger than me hit on him and ask for his number, and he’s like 5’8”, fat and bald. Having an attractive face and a charming personality trump pretty much everything else, unless the chick in question is remarkably shallow.

>sperging out.
Well I'm not Rodger in terms of behaviour and not even acting that abnormally really, it's only that I'm scared as hell of women outside of being really drunk. Like at a pregaming thing where my eyes are wandering around, pass this blonde girl staring directly as me, and I couldn't have averted my gaze any faster after I realise she was looking at me.

It's not active sperging but that's still pretty autistic. Lack of confidence is more unattractive than an average face or receding hairline or some bodyfat.

Probably the sperg part, as long as you don’t look like Quasimodo you should do fine with women as long as you have some level of confidence and your insecurities aren’t heavily on display. Plenty of chicks have been interested in me in the past and have even told me they think I’m attractive, but 90% of the time I’m too retarded to not sperg out and turn them right off. You only get better at not being a sperg and talking with women by doing it though, some level of rejection and failure is inevitable. Once you get over that you realise that caring what women think about you is completely fucking pointless and you become more confident. You’ll get there bro.

the sheer level of cope from this comic, jesus christ

100% accurate and it makes me seethe desu

Please delete this

it's actually accurate as fuck, get mad lanklet faggot lmao

>laughs nervously heh heh right guys?