What sort of kino is favoured by Deano?

The chase is ok. Everything else is prime pleb

The fuck happened to that woman? She looks like a bogdanoff.

Give the illusion of being middle class while being cheap.

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Even chavettes have scarface posters.

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>That status update
Exactly on the button

Probably some kind of body dismorphia combined with a plastic surgery addiction

Capeshit, love island, breaking bad, big bang theory, and as other have said ITV shit.

What kind of bangers do deanos listen to?

Mike Bassett: England Manager is Deano's dad's favourite film.

this is some proper deano core
youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

Grime for tha pengting

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The attention to detail here is... Shocking.

Unironically in my top 10

Donk bullshit

The Killers

Deano's favourite porn is Fake Taxi

aitch

youtube.com/watch?v=sFWFIE__Tio

youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

Can a Bongolian give me the quick rundown on Barrett homes?

Nah, probably weren't even born

>that image
And I always thought I could actually comprehend any kind of English.

Tiny shit homes built on the cheap but still overpriced. We have 4 or 5 companies that throw up entire estates of them whenever a local farmer finally goes under and sells up.

that's so real it's unsettling
is this redrawn from a real picture?

What in the fuck are those monstrosities.

>Tfw deano has wife that loves him
>tfw deano has child that loves him
>Tfw deano has house
>Tfw deano has job
>you're still sat here, shitposting on Yas Forums

Any good movies for this feeling?

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>Say hello to my little tiddies

>Shitty new build homes
>Poorly built and will not last the 30 year mortgage period
>Built on "help to buy" scheme where buyers get 15% interest free loan from the government. All this resulted in was the house builders raising the prices buy 15%, resulting in socialism for big corporate house builders
>Built on green belt land
>20 something being scammed into buying these overpriced houses on shitty mortgage deals

Ah Sandstorm. Pure Zoomer nostagia...

that's a great film

Ye im jealous of the deano lifestyle

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He also finances everything and probably has an interest only mortgage anyway. His empire will crumble before he's 40.

I really want a bimbo gf, guys.

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>you're still a virgin in your 20s with a shit job
>deano is actually doing something with his life

>interest only mortgage anyway
need the extra money for the audi mate

>jjb manager
every time
do deanos do anything but work in retail or call centres?

this lmao. it's nothing but insecure middle class faggots that mock 'deano' meanwhile he doesn't even acknowledge them.

They might be fun to shag now and then, but gf?
You don't want that

And it'll be a white base model.

Some of them work for their dad's building or scaffolding firm.

>tfw you probably earn more than Deano but can't afford a home because your job only exists in the capital

I'd rather fuck a wasps nest.

Cheeky factory white entry level audi with no optionals. Get in my son!

Is that a Deano though? As this would mean he's actually earning pretty good money