**sigh**

Imagine going to a new French restaurant for the first time, and when you walk up to the host stand the hostess doesn't greet you in French, so you storm out of the restaurant shouting "I KNEW IT, THIS IS HORSESHIT! THE FOOD HERE SUCKS!"

Dredd
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Gattaca
American Psycho
Braveheart

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>Imagine going to a new French restaurant for the first time
Not the first time I'm watching a Denny Villnew movie
Not the first time I'm watching a big budget Hollywood action adventure movie
Not the first time I'm watching an action adventure movie reboot

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>But I'm not even in the same room as you, why would you think I'm shitting on your plate?
>REEEEEEEEE YOU USED MOTORCYCLE GLOVES

That's fucking great though

Again bad comparison since the actual film is far different from any third party promo pic.

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extremely based

What are you on about?

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Fucking autists. There are dozens of examples, but trailer/movie connection has more to do with interest in PR and marketing than cinematic art. Only marvel autists and PR managers are able to recite a list of good examples of trailer and film discrepancies.

The atmosphere in Downsizing is absolutely nothing like the trailer implies, just to give at least one example.

I don't get it.

Pretty good analogy don’t listen to these retards

They all have beyond terrible non representative trailers.

Thats an amazing photo lol

Samefag patting himself on the back.

The meal is not even cooked yet.

This. Denis lost the chance to out-Jodorowsky Jodorowsky, Dune was the perfect chance to go full space fantasy and he fucked up with the late-90s tacticool realism aesthetics.

And I've had French cuisine that gave me food poisoning before, your point being?
Also
>a big budget Hollywood action adventure movie
So because it's big budget it's dogshit?
>an action adventure movie reboot
One could hardly call Dune an action story, this is an entirely separate adaptation not a reboot of Lynch's, and Lynch's Dune fucking sucked aside from the design and effects

Why is he wearing a trash can?

>late-90s tacticool realism
The tacticool shit came about in the early 00s because of Batman Begins. The 90s had this kind of aesthetic.

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We know nothing about the actual pacing, effects, direction, performances, or even trailers for the movie, all we have are the casting and a handful of costumes to go off of, yet people are completely disowning it because of the stillsuits alone.

>go to fight on a sand planet
"Hey, man, get me that gear with all the big nooks and crannies, and heat-trapping. I really wanna accumulate granules and then become overheated and unable to move for all the combat advantage."

Look, it's a movie made after 2003. It's going to be shit.

If you insist on using food analogies it's not me just eating French cuisine again, it's me eating something made by a cook I've eaten from before in a restaurant run by shitty managers I've had experience with before.

We know the actors and the director, the only thing we can't accurately predict is the effects.

I was willing to forgive BR2049's pedestrian design choices and shot composition as being a choice driven by the narrative, i.e. to reflect the emptier, deader world. Now I'm starting to think it's just Villeneuve's aesthetic and he gravitates to bland minimalism and weak brutalism.