How would you win in this situation?

How would you win in this situation?

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rape

start masturbating

literally kick his ass, piss all over him and then sodomize him

Piledriver

Point out that I have his name, number, and school from his letter jacket; so he'd have to kill me or face juvie.

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>So, you like to fight? That's cool. I don't like to fight, but then I've been around the block a little longer than you, so I usually think before doing things. Here's the deal, bud. See those folks over there? They're called 'witnesses'. See that camera up on the ceiling behind you and to the left? That's recording "exhibit A". That's something I can't control, and neither can you. What you CAN control, is this. What's going to happen to you during the next 15 years.

>See, bud, I don't like my chances if you decide you want to have a scrap. I might get a nice shot in but to be honest? My head will probably be in a few places at once. Enjoy it, I guess. But here's what will happen afterwards.

>Those 'witnesses' and Exhibit A will be shown at your trial. And judging by those fists of yours, things probably won't go your way. Let's say you get 5 years for assault. The first thing that's gonna happen when you go in is, you're gonna meet some charming, tattooed, white fellas who'll lay it out for you - join the Aryan Brotherhood or risk being everyone else's bitch.

>Now you'll figure this is a pretty good deal. You get to lift weights, get tattoos and hang out with the AB until your five years is up. But that isn't how things work, kid. See, you have to earn your safety. They'll call in a favor - maybe you and some guys will have to bust someone's head - and just like that, you've gone from five to fifteen years. Worth it, huh?

>And when you get out, you'll be worth nothing. And your friends there? They'll have careers, wives, children - and they won't want to even know you. All because you let that machismo get the best of you and you hit some guy at a table.

>Your move, hotshot.

*pulls out glock*

>does your dad know you're doing this?

please, never post something like this again.

Would he have said the same if he didn't have his group of friends there though? I fucking doubt it.

Go back to talking to the girl and ignore him but be aware of his presence. If he takes a swing, kick his ass and I don't get in trouble for attacking a minor.

Your anger just made me save it as pasta for the next time.

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>kick his ass
Lol even if you did, hos friends would step in and stamp your skull into the floor

I don't think it's that difficult, you talk shit to him. Call him a coward/pussy for even bringing up that he might have his friends help.
If you lose the fight, whatever, at least you didn't look like a bitch. Women are so stupid that they cannot possibly comprehend that fighting is pointless in this situation and backing down is the smarter thing to do. They are brainlets who only see status and if you look like a bitch at all, their pussy dries up like Death Valley

Tell him I thought he was good on The Sopranos.

They're white kids. They won't kill you. If it were niggers it'd be different.

I would beat up Louis and fuck his milf date

Considering it would be the only date I've ever had, I'd probably go insane, pick up a chair, smash the kid over the head, do the same to as many of his friends as possible, if they got involved.

This was totally and utterly a cuck scene. Imagine the sheer psychology it would take to daydream a scene like this, let alone write it and film yourself in it for television. This coming from the exhibitionist masturbator

*doffs kippah*

Nice

Louie is a big guy, he would tower over this teenager, what was he afraid of?

It's well established that Louie is a big fat coward.

>daydream a scene like this
They might not have had to daydream if they're drawing from personal experience.

Tell him I'm too old for first fights
*unsheaths dick*

Unironically I would glass him if I had anything near. Then I would autistically screech as l run towards his friends, gesticulating with the broken bloody glass wildly before making a sharp left turn and running all the way home and waiting there calmly until the police arrive.
If there was nothing to glass him with, I'd just meekly refuse to do what he says, with tears in my eyes, and then let him kick my arse. Then I'd devote my life to tracking him down and then when I do, glassing him

I'd imagine this sort of thing happens a lot, especially to timid guys just minding their own business. You know, decent guys, work hard, love their partner but just not fighters.

The scene was designed by Louis so he could be humiliated and emasculated in front of a woman, for his own sexual pleasure

Just say something like
"Fuck off, you're not going to do anything."
If he actually DID do anything in a cafe with a bunch of cameras, then he can enjoy his time in jail.

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Yeah and you can enjoy your time at the hospital

So you just accept the beating in front of your girl and tell 'mommy' afterwards?

Cuck

Who? When? This isn’t the Star Wars cantina, people don’t threaten others in public like this unless they’re black

>unless they’re black
You just answered one of your questions.

Holy fucking cringe
You're one of those faggots who thinks talking in real life is like movie dialogue
Are you unironically autistic?

Very unlikely. The guy looks like some spoilt college shit, not an idiot that doesn't care about going to jail. Even then, you can defend yourself if he actually does anything.
If he actually does attack you, you can fight back, and he still gets sent to jail. Retard.

Accepting the beating is way more manly than acquiescing to what he says or being delusional enough to think you, as a fat middle aged man, are going to win against a group of fit psychopathic teenagers.

>Accepting the beating is way more manly

Cope

>you can defend yourself if he actually does anything.
It's NYC so no you can't. Duty to retreat.

>If it were niggers it'd be different.
>unless they’re black
Is this a burger thing? In bongland, it's nearly always white trash who start shit. Blacks by and large only harass each other (and occasionally Pakis).

Christ is more manly than you and any of your gay redpilled heroes.

>Duty to retreat
The utter state

>hangs out with 12 dudes and caters parties

>no concept of close male friendship
Yeah you deffo gay

work out for ten years prior and carry