2093

>2093

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in the future axes will be aerodynamic

>IT DuH F00tR s0 WhY tHeRe B AxEz????? HURRRRRRRRRR
thats you. thats what people like you sound like

some designs just work. We've been using some variation of the axe for thousands of years

Why wouldn't it be a laser axe or something? Oh that's right, it would be.

Why would it be a lazorino axe? It's only 2093 buddy.

The materials the axe uses are probably way stronger then anything we've got now.

>1942

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Physicality stops existing sometime soon then?
You fucking brainlet cunt
If I saw you in real life id smash you skinny wrist ugly face in

What a retarded meme.

There's a reason why axes remain a constant. In an emergency situation the human brain regresses to primal survival mode. An axe is the perfect compliment. We had them on the Titanic 100 years ago. We'll still be using axes, hammers and flares in another 100 years.

Also KYS.

>In an emergency situation
>Need to break some stuff with an axe
>Pick up your laser axe
>It's out of batteries and doesn't turn on
>Alien kills you

in the future spaceships will be designed and run by the same authority that governs the marine industry. right now it is illegal to have a sea fairing vessel without a fire axe on board this piece of legislation will cross over when we have space fairing vessels.

Isnt the argument that the angled handle is the stupid thing and not the axe itself

It's not much of an argument, and besides, the only information is greentext and axe.jpg.
Either way op's a fag.

real and true

I don’t understand why you autists get upset by a space axe. How else are they going to chop down space trees? Dumbasses.

Its just a Hollywood movie, scientists didn't make it. Some concept artist drew it and a prop maker made it.

>perfect scenario calls for sharp axe-like weapon
>why is there an axe

Good thing there was a fucking axe

There are multiple axes in the shuttle at the end of Alien, you see them on the wall when she's trying to suit up

>It's only 2093 buddy.
they got FTL travel but can't build a LAYZOR AXE?!?

My problem isn't that they have a axe. The problem is that fucking curve in the middle.
Is it a giant boomerang or something?

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>MUH SHOOP DA WHOOP AXE
layzer axe wouldn't have the same impact when hitting stuff

Did people original complain about an axe being used in the future on a space ship, or the axe design itself?
I always thought the design looked retarded, and it probably shouldn't be made of wood.

Isn't this on the lifeboat though. What if you get trapped on a planet and need to chop some firewood, or a hard coconut?

what the fuck do you need a space axe for? To cut space trees? Fucking hack

axes are aerodynamic

this. Having a axe should be pretty standard.

What a time to live in.

I saw promiscious recently. Yikes, you really hyped up this scene. I was thinkin she was gonna go medieval on that white bois ass, but no, she just dropped her shit and let that blob of vagina penetrate that blackeyed whitey of a scumbag. this flick had all sims but no rims I tell ya

>it's 2020 why do people still use regular hammers, wouldn't it be an electrically powered hammer?

>electrically powered hammer?
You mean a jackhammer?

the movie is way smarter than people give it credit.
the infamous "hurrrrr why no move to the side lol such a plothole"-scene when they run away from the falling spaceship is in fact absolutely realistic. anyone that hates it has never seen how utterly and incomprehensibly stupid people become in a panic situation.
seriously, if you actually had seen what normal, average people turn into once their fight or flight response has been triggered, you would never dare to criticize it, because this is the exact kind of shit that scared people do.
tunnel vision => go

Its for emergencies, you want something simple then

no, a hammer that needs batteries

no, an electric hammer

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I thought the axe was a ornament piece for the bitch's lifeboat ?

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IN THE FUTURE BATTERIES DON'T LOSE ENERGY