>Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for MR user...
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for MR user
I actually don't find him that irritating.
I forgot my lines in an elementary school play and it scarred me for life. I'd rather slit my wrists in the greenroom than attempt this interview..
>LAUGH NOW
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAA
*Waddles up to the stage* Hi my name user i like to watch movies *GASP* THERE IS JANNY RIGHT THERE!!!! SEE HIM!!! HE IS EVIL and then after that the crowd all points at the janny and laughs and i just smile smug and am like sorry thats how it is here, everybody loves me, i am so good at shitposting! Then after that fallon laughs his head off and thanks me for being on the show, i retire to my comfy shitposting quarters, and resume. and everyone replies, i get a ton of you's, and life is good. we are all happy
This. The hate he gets is kinda weird. Sure he laughs a lot and maybe some of them are fake laughs but he’s broadly inoffensive. He’s just light entertainment and getting angry at that is truly pathetic.
but he doesnt devote his entire show to FUCK DRUMPF!!!! segments! thats unacceptable in 2020!!!
>Jimmy Fallon, more like Jimmy Fall-on-the-ground-from-drinking-so-much
>despite being known for getting shitfaced every night, Jimmy Fallon hasn’t turned up in the papers doing crazy shit
>mfw his alcoholism is as harmless and boring as his comedy
same thing happened to me, pretty much killed my dreams of ever doing any kind of performing again. too bad i used to wanna be a stand-up comedian (i was always the class clown type) but that moment made me realize my social anxiety is too bad to ever be able to do it. probably for the better anyway after growing up i realized showbiz is all degenerate pedophiles and rapists
He's no craig ferguson but I like him. Except theyre not fake laughs. This guy couldn't keep his shit together during snl skits, him easily bursting into laughter isnt strange.
Him being able to suddenly stop laughing isnt strange either. Something you learn to do when you laugh so easily.
Besides, it's charismatic. His guests enjoy it, they'll laugh with him. Subconsciously they know it's genuine.
>don't immediately go to the seat
>omg lol user so wacky and funny
Where's the Picard review, Mike?
If anything Conans a way more obvious fake laugher during all his celebrity interviews, like Conan laughs way too hard try to to cover for his guests jokes bombing. Fallon seems more genuine
>Thank you, Jimmy. And let me just say I hate faggots, niggers and women.
I actually confuse these two people.
nah, me neither. don't love him, but as late night hosts go it could be a lot worse. because it has been.
One is a fake piece of shit and the other is just ol jimmy fallon.
Conan's pretty funny, but yea he definitely has faked laughter. It's obvious when he does it
He's very likable. Honestly he's a better fit for a post-Leno Tonight Show than Conan was. I still don't like when he laughs at his own jokes.
Hey Jimmy thanks for having me. You know I always dreamed of appearing on your show. I even wrote delusional scenarios of me appearing on your show on a Chinese image board many times. It's so crazy to think that now after having directed the most successful indie film of all time this dream finally came true.
Anyways, you'd like to play a round of wheel of impressions? I got a great Arnie and Walken.
So do I and all of my friends who I've brought this up with. I think it's pretty common.
Who is who again?
>"haha thanks Mr Fallon! Thanks for having me!"
>"now I just had one thing i'd like to say before we start this interview"
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>"sneed"
>*crowd erupts in laughter*
>You're awful Jimmy
>well... it's been a rough week!
>since i.... sneedpilled all those normies...
A DRAAAAAAAG
>I goose step out funnily and then wave it off as an off color joke
>he stars asking me questions I already know the answer to
>I ask if I can do some jokes
>start doing the Joker
>start getting very serious
>eyes widen and the like
>I sart raising my voice, getting purposely twitching
>keep acting like Im about to reach in my jacket
>keep him on his toes
>"You're aweful Jimmy...wait, you're not Kimmel? Oh."
>walk off stage and pull a gun out
>never to be seen again
FUCK NIGGERS
who's the lesser Jimmy?
>doesn't move
>just stands in place with a dumb smile and nervous jitters till crew has to push me on stage
>the one who constantly cries about trump vs the one who fake laughs with celebrities
Gee I wonder who is the lesser!