What's the STRANGEST theatre experience you've ever had?

If someone had done cpr immediately he may have survived.

>calling 911
You may as well have called the morgue

my fellow foot-chads -- i must acknowledge the schism in our august community.
what drives a man to appreciate soles?
but you dream!
surely expertly-manicured toes are the patrician facet of our niche?

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Still trying to figure out if she's a slut for doing this..
I mean, that ties into your question.

If they do know it's lewd then yes she'd be a slut. Right?

Now that's true kino, the show must go on.

My god all of you are super retards.

>9 movie trailer plays
>Inglorious Basterds trailers being advertised at the time
>Release date: 9.9.9
>Cholo goon front row screams
>NEIN!!! NEIN!!! NEIN!!! just like Hitler in the Basterds trailer
>handful, three at most get it
>wave of realization and chuckles after joining in
Was better than whatever was the feature, 'cause I don't remember what tf it was, lol

would you take a sniff

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I would take a million sniffs

Look I'm all for foot threads but do we HAVE to use this picture everytime

This guy's "art" is fucking awful and looks horrendously cringey

I'm open to new suggestions

>2004, high school, just after new years
>go to see RotK for the second time with the same friend i saw it the first time because our other friends are either nerds we don't want to spend too much time with or jocks who haven't read the books
>theater is almost entirely sold out
>community is very white and middle class, but for some reason there is a group of about a dozen niggers whose age and relation with one another i couldn't figure out due to lack of experience with niggers at that point in my life
>there is also a group of asians, taiwanese i think
>movie begins and there is clapping, but otherwise the audience is fairly quiet
>niggers muttering to one another throughout the movie, eating with their mouths open, and gradually growing louder
>while this is happening, some literal autistic sperg present with his mother is peeling the skin off of his lips rolling his head around while looking at it, and then eating it
>he's sitting almost right next to me, the guy in between is a college student there on his own who is also clearly distressed by the sperg
>asians start hissing at the niggers to get them to be quiet, and about the time Pippin is riding off after looking into the palantir, one of the niggers stands up and yells "shut up, slant-eyed bitch" or something similar
>sperg starts yelling at the niggers to be quiet
>all hell breaks loose as the asians, confident now that they have an ally, begin loudly berating the blacks for being uncivilized, while the blacks start shouting and throwing popcorn
>one of them throws a half-drunk slushie
>friend and i try to sink as deep as we can into the seats while pandemonium continues
>eventually a worker comes in, sees the shitshow, and walks right back out
>minutes later the manager or whatever appears and warns that he's going to call the police if everyone doesn't quiet down
>miraculously, everyone is quiet
>a worker sticks around to make sure everyone behaves, and it appears all is well
1/3

>unfortunately for the worker, the movie is not even close to halfway finished, and this particular audience is the audience from hell
>we make it all the way to the battle for minas tirith before the sperg starts doing the dance that indicates he really, really needs to piss
>his mother whispers and asks him if he needs to go, but he doesn't want to miss the movie
>he pisses himself near the end of the battle
>i can hear the drip of urine and several people are turning around because of the smell
>it was not a normal pee smell
>the college guy is practically crawling over the arm into my seat trying to get away from the sperg
>the sperg resists his embarrassed mother's attempts to get him to go to the bathroom
>which makes me wonder what the fuck, does she go in with him?
>and even as this is happening, up closer to the front of the screen (as opposed to the back of the theater, where you might expect this to happen), some girl jerks off a guy and the guy's ejaculate gets on someone else's arm
>i only learn this detail later from another moviegoer who was seated closer, after the movie ended
>from my point of view there's just a loud "what the fuck" and shouting from the front of the theater, and everyone else lets out a big sigh
>theater worker goes to the front to address the situation, then abruptly turns and leaves
>girl and guy run out the exit (the theater has an exit leading to the back of the building in each room)
>guy who got ejaculated on gets up, is absolutely fuming, and leaves
>he never returns
2/3

>manager must have noticed the smell, because he does show up again and practically drags the sperg out with the help of his mother
>niggers take the opportunity to start yelling random shit i can't understand shortly after the manager leaves, as there is no longer a worker present
>by this point the ring is destroyed and the movie is into the phase where it never ends
>asians, probably correctly, interpret this as a renewed attack on them, and start yelling, too
>at this point my friend suggests we should leave, but i want to stay to see how the audience spectacle ends
>a couple people do leave
>manager returns with a cop and there's extra yelling
>eventually everyone settles down and the credits start rolling about two minutes after peace is restored
>most people who aren't the niggers and asians get free tickets, after the two groups have departed
>walking out to the parking lot my friend and i talk with someone who was close enough to see the ejaculate on the guy's arm, and they explain what happened up front
>i explain the sperg who pissed himself
>we both agree it was a pretty great show and the free ticket was just gravy
That is by far the weirdest for me. If it had been my first viewing I'd have been very upset.
3/3

>see paranormal activity when it first came out with a friend
>packed theater
>super excited because of how full the theater is at night and because of all the reviews
>keeping with the feet theme that part where the guy zooms in on the girls feet
>movies going smooth, people are tense
>getting towards the end one of the nights is starting
>some mad lad gets up to piss
>kicks some random persons popcorn on the way down
>popcorn goes fucking everywhere, the theater is so silent you can hear each kernel hit the floor
>guy gets hit by popcorn, screams like hank from king of the hill
>loud BAAAAAAHHHH
>whole theater erupts in laughter
>its the night where the girl gets lifted and flown out the room, supposed to be a scary scene
>laughter gets harder
>we dont stop laughing for awhile, all tension is gone forever

Worth the price of admission

Why do black people make this face?

I went to see "De battre mon cœur s'est arrêté" with this guy in the cinemas and there was a guy sitting behind me who kept on shouting out the "CREDIT CARD? YOU GOT IT" line from Home Alone 2. Like, every thirty seconds or so. Incredibly annoying and irrelevant, it really ruined my enjoyment of the film. As a result, I'm unable to answer your question.

See “Like Mike” trailer.

Michael Jordan is my absolute favorite athlete at the time. 9 year old me has gotta see it opening weekend.

Pretty good timing because it’s my cousins birthday on opening day. Cousin is same age, also into sports.

Mom takes me and my cousin to mid day showing.

Running a few minutes late to the theater. No worries, we’ll just skip the snacks should still be able to get decent seats.

Theater is absolutely packed. Only seats left are front and center practically underneath the screen. We are the only 3 white people there.

Any time any player dunked, hit a shot, or did anything remotely cool Everyone would jump out of their seats, and go absolutely berserk, hollering, shouting for joy, going crazy.

The only time I’ve ever seen a crowd behave like that. I was 9 I don’t remember going to the theaters much before that, but I knew it wasn’t acceptable theater behavior. It pisses me off when people cheer about anything besides the credits.

Went to see the original The Fast and the Furious with my high school gf. We were the only two people in the theater. She took her panties off and started riding me about an hour in. I was a virgin until then. It was wild.

Soles are the part that smell

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Holy fuck

Saw a movie at a place called Castle of Feet. It was about what you would expect.

Did someone say feet?

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Who here a bush, hairy armpit, and feet chad?

the mouse is just that hypnotising