INTO THE CHOKEY, user!

>INTO THE CHOKEY, user!
>crushes head in between her thighs
what's your next move?

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I would unironically fuck her using the mating press

cream in my pants

Imagine the sons shed give you

Children. Never on time.

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MUCH TOO GOOD FOR CHILDREN

telekinetic object rape

>1972 olympics
assuming she was only 18 when competing in the olympics she would have been 42 when Matilda came out, making her roughly 66 in 2020

if this scenario OP is suggesting we’re to happen in the present day I would simply over power the old woman, rape her, and then come inside because she is well beyond menopause.

if we’re are talking Matilda age trunch, I’d have to take my licks because I don’t wanna risk a struggle with a former Olympic shot putter, dyke or not.

>forced you to eat all the chocolate cake
was she the original architect?

The quotes are referring to the pic in the OP so it would be Matilda era Agatha, nubile as ever.

Like to think I could take on a 5'7 180lb Trunchbull but it's an interesting thought

suffocation it is then

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

Trunchbull seems like more of a hammer thrower, but maybe she competed in both.

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was pic related payback for hurting all those kids? :thinking:

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Am I the only one who was terrified by the movie Matilda when they were a kid? Everything about it is extremely unsettling to me. I really can't explain it. It still creeps me out to this day

Not terrified but yeah it's unsettling and dark

I found the chokey scenes to be dark but not terrifying. Now the Witches...that shit was terrifying

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I've done jiu-jutsu( japanese version) for 2 years, muay thai for about 6 months and now before the gyms closed I did MMA/BJJ for 6 months. Im pretty shit at wrestling but I would like to see what it would be like to have a full MMA rules match with this old hag. I would have a clear striking edge but this star nosed mole would probably kill me with the wrestling throws as I'm like 5'7 160lbs. I know some sprawling and groundwork but the straight up wrestling is pretty weak. I would probably have an edge on the ground as I've done some BJJ but I'm not very good. She also has a weight and slight height advantage. So It would be a pretty interesting fight.

she would be sitting on your head and neck in under 10 seconds

The hammer throw is specifically mentioned to be her specialty

if i get a clear strike at her face I'd try to knock her out and keep her at distance with muay thai steeps

is this the gorilla/chimp fight pasta
I feel like I’ve seen this on Yas Forums before

I legit thought there was sweat and blood in that cake

>get in between these thighs user tee hee

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I owned this book like 18 years ago. It has Stephon Mulberry in it.

lol might as well have been, gross old half that made it.
Kid probably got staph

Sauce?

Same. Scene made me feel really sick as a kid because of that.

It is unsettling because it's clear the Trunchbull is an actual psychopath who murdered at least one person (miss honey's dad) and was also about to legit murder Matilda and miss honey if she had caught them in her house

It's perfect because she wipes her nose across her arm and hand as it is said