I know it's a comedy and I'm not supposed to take it seriously but...Major Nelson is a stupid piece of shit. Every episode he treats his perfect subservient Djinn GF like a nuisance. Jeanie's not from this era. She's more than 2k years old but she's constantly trying her absolute best to make Major Nelson happy. Instead of being kind to her he constantly tries to cheat on her and get her stop liking him. He's such a faggot about it.
Other than that I really like this show and think everyone should watch it.
You're basically right, but what he wants most is to be a successful astronaut. Jeanie just kinda gets in the way of that, unless she facilitates the whole thing and destroys Nelson's ability to feel accomplished.
David Martinez
The first season was basically softcore porn for baby boomers.
I know how you feel dude. I grew up watching those re-runs when it was on regular tv. It was "I dream of Jeannie" and "Bewitched" back to back. I fell for Bewitched but got over her immediately, she was frigid. Jeannie became my waifu.
I even joined the military and went to iraq because of her. I didn't tell anyone except one person of this, a higher ranking guy from my squad, they were confused and upset sitting in the back of that Bradley listening to my motivations for being there.. I didn't care. I did it to capture and bring back a woman, like Jeannie, the semantics meant little to me.
As a kid I would watch Nick at Nite and she made my lil unut cock ROCK HARD her and Samantha, honestly made realize I liked women. Had the biggest crush on her. Nelson was fucking stupid he should have been pounding Djinn pussy every night.
Bewitched was by far the better show; If Jeannie is your waifu you are spiritually unevolved. Darrin is repressive and neurotic, a product of his time, but he and Samantha both have a stake in their relationship and require something from each other. There is give and take and they seem to actually have an emotional bond. Jeannie is just robotically in love with major Nelson for no reason.
Alexander Jones
>dick Sargent >dick York
John Diaz
You're a hero in more ways than one. I hope you got your jeanie ;_:7
Asher James
If you prefer Bewitched then you're a simp soi who's perfectly suited for how things turned out. The show should've been called "Be-bitched"
>One is a mindless sex doll with zero personality, basically an inept ten year old in an adult's body, no real concept of life outside the literal and metaphorical bottle she lives in. Exists only to mindlessly please others.
>One is a caring spouse who needs love and attention in return, is in it for life and wants to raise children and grow together, a responsible adult who will call you out on your bullshit from a place of love.
uhhh gee I dunno, which one sounds like simp bait to you, user?
Michael Kelly
Negative, the military isn't like what you heard about in movies. Gone are the days of GI's bringing back war brides. It's become very regulated and hands off when it comes to "fraternization". How are you supposed to win over their minds without being able to win over their hearts. It was aggravating.
Liam Walker
Enjoy your satanist, no-fun-allowed cunt of a waifu. If I wanted that I wouldn't have to fantasize about a fictional character, I could just pick any bitch off the street.
Blake Reyes
Yeah I was going to say, it makes me think how in harem anime the guy is always inexplicably putting off the advances of the girls, but that trope already existed and was maybe founded here.
Benjamin Stewart
What kind of magic did she have?
Ayden Jenkins
>One is a mindless sex doll with zero personality, Have you never actually seen the show?
Nolan Moore
>Fantasising about a fictional character is preferable to a real life person
Shouldn't have expected anything else from Yas Forums.
Mason Sullivan
The ability to make me cum buckets and claws that can rip through steel.
Nathan Flores
Oh so when you said >I had the same situation going on irl It was a lie, wasn't it?
I've just started watching this show on tv, I'm so fucking horny for jeanie I want a jeanie gf broa
Blake Brown
Nah I would jokingly call her a succubus because her eyes were blue like Alexandra Daddario's (not sure if you know about the vague meme about her being a succubus) and well I post on here and used to watch alot of hentai. Hope that explains some shit
Gabriel Ross
The only thing you made clear is that your posts can't be trusted
Sorry buddy, but thanks for letting me vent a bit.
Jackson Morris
York was one of the absolute best sitcom actors. His flustered neurotic mannerisms cracked me up as a kid watching it on nick at nite. Was confused af when he was suddenly switched to Sargent
