Too Hot to Handle

>If you don't have sex, you win $100,000.

Holy shit. How is that even possible?

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I should be a millionaire by now

I hate normies so much, day of retribution is near

You don't have sex because you don't have women, not out of your own will. If you were presented the opportunity to fuck any of those you wouldn't last two hours.

imagine the cancerous cunt executive poring over illegally obtained data collected from the public to come up with shows like this.

how much is (((netflix))) paying you to spam this shit?

I don't get it, how is it physically possible to lose?

Like literally how fucking hard is it to say "No thank you random thot, I don't wish to have sex with you" especially when you are literally a supermodel and can very easily just get the money and go back to having sex every minute of your life?

I'm confused.

with those bbcs in the house it's a lot harder than you

The girls look like complete shit compared to the guys.

>with those bbcs in the house it's a lot harder than you
Esl strike again, eh? Nigger.

normies are literally addicted to sex
its not easy to become a wizard you know

>Be me
>get on show
>user, see these hot chicks and studdly dudes?
>you could win 100 grand!
>But you cant have sex with any of them, whacha gonna do?
>"where do i sleep"
>uh, over here
>Go to room
>lock door
>Tell camera crew to fuck off or i'll bash their skulls in
>wait
>collect money

This show is based
>we want you guys to stop having meaningless sex and try to make genuine connections with other people
>cast members start realizing there’s more to life than just debauchery and start forming genuine connections with eachother

>weeks later
>crew enters room
>piss bottles everywhere
>shits on the wall

>camera crew found the piss drawer

This show was a disaster. There was barely any chemistry in the cast except for a couple forced pairings. The rules are never explained until the end of the final episode, and half the contestants don't care about them anyway. They keep bringing in new cast members who don't do anything
The girl with the red bathing suit that crosses over her stomach has like two lines the entire season. None of them look nearly as good as they do in this poster.

Wait

>Be on the cast
>Day 1 of filming, intentionally say something really off-putting. Like tell the other cast about your favorite anime or how you like to paint Warhammer minis in your free time.
>Literally instantly win because no one will talk to you anymore, much less try and fuck you.

you can't masturbate or kiss either

Oh shit, no kissing? Fuck, how will we ever live?

the queen stacy rejects the nigger for big chad cock

I watch Bachelor trash shows and I couldn't get past the second episode of this. It was pretty fucking bad.

Did the jews jew themselves on this one?

no just forgot to type the last word
"think"

Harry Jowsey is relentlessly handsome.

/thread

Gee, how could anyone ignore a bunch of plastic looking, makeup drenched, fake tit women.

Why is this thread always up?

Is this now Netflix spend their ad revenue?

Do i have access to a gym
Because if so im set

It was hilarious when the guys had a workshop for the heart warrior and it was actually meaningful and profound. Then the girls are just looking at them and saying how hot they are not even realizing the emotional development they all just had. It just summarizes at least to me how vapid these whores really are.

Chloe is a cutie, and I wish Nicole got more screen time. Francesca’s head is completely empty, and she’s devoid of any personality, shame she was given the most time

OH NO NO NO BROS NOT TYRONE

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>haha it's about a show where people try not to have sex for as long as possible and if they can make it they get 10k!
>great it's green lit
>how are we going to get the guys to fuck so we don't have to pay out
>hire this twig monster

This shit looks like an easy 10k

To be fair, that is probably their job role.

so far the girls all have busted up faces

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