What would you put into the cupboard?

A toy cthulu

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Wing gundam

where are all the dorks from Yas Forums with their scantally clad anime waifu dolls

a little brad dourif to boss around

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My dead son.

A bag of sand.

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Please call me based

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This guy's dead son.

based

fleshlight

batman

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The Jessie the Cowgirl doll I ejaculate on before I leave the room.

this thing

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I'd order him to build me a time machine.

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I can just imagine that little monster climbing all over my dick

I wonder if you put a miniature DeLorean time machine in the cupboard if it would be able to travel through time like the real one.

Then you could bring the mini Doc Brown to life and he could drive it into the future and come back with winning lottery numbers for you.

master chief and an elite

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Doc would probably refuse, so you'd have to have a little Marty to threaten to kill if he didn't

Make him even more of a manlet? He might explode.

I'm laughing at some of scenes this paints in my head. It makes me wonder how much damage could his beams do in real life as a miniature. Imagine a miniature vegeta in super saiyan getting pissed off over you something you say or you laughing at him so he throws a mini galick gun but it's actually so strong it just rips a small hole in you unexpectedly.

based on what?

Just look at what a .22, .243 and 9mm can do.

True, I’d get Biff to do it.

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