/bofg/ - BAG OF PISS GENERAL

No, seriously, how is he gonna to clean that up?

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With a shop vacuum you fucking autist. how are you this fucking stupid? Seriously.

If it is a janny they will just drink it then steam the bag on the stove so they can get the estrogen out.

It's a bathroom, so there's probably a drain on the floor. Just let it flow and hose the floor down.

How did all of that pee even get there? That didn't come from just one person, it must have been dozens.

I don't know user i'm not a fucking jannie

use a hose to make a siphon into the adjacent urinal. of course you will have to drink some of the pee when you suck it through the hose haha

t. wagecuck janitor lmaooo

siphons don't defy gravity, you need to the drain to be lower in order for you to not need to constantly suck

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sounds like you already found the solution

Clean the pee you bigot

I'd take a thumb tack and slowly drain the piss bag onto the floor. I'd standby with a mop to mop up the resulting flowing urine. I'd then squeege the mop into a bucket, also on standby. That's how i'd do it. I'd love to hear how other anons would deal with pissbag.

>Years later notice the floor is already drenched in piss meaning the bag is leaking

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Just tie it up and toss it in the trash
Or better yet put it in the ocean, that thing's already full of fish piss

wew i didnt notice that

that's why we need these generals

Full corona gear with mask, gloves and tyvek suit. Pop it and let it drain through the floor drain and then spray/decontaminate the entire bathroom with bleach solution. I've cleaned up after suicides/deaths for a job years ago.

with two buckets and another dude
>take a little bit of piss and deposit it at the second bucket
>ask the second guy to clean the second bucket
>keep doing it
now that you can move the sack of piss, throw it at the street or something

I only noticed now, but why is that urinal so small compared to other urinal, is it for midgets or kids?

I wonder about that too. A more likely situation would be the bag filled up with water from an overflowing urinal.

>/sp/ is bullying us RIGHT NOW

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just freeze the bathroom and then carry the bag out

I'd like to shove warwick davis into that bag of piss

>/trv/ is trash talking us as we speak

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>/sp/

so a bunch of fat brown mutts? why do you care?

either the piss would spew across the room because of the pressure forcing the piss through the tiny hole, or the pressure would exploit the weak spot and release all 20 gallons of piss at once in a piss tsunami.

it's a men' room so the floor's covered in pisss anyway why not

yes

Yeah. Now that I analyze it, it must have been that the urinal started leaking shit and some asshole manager couldn't find a better solution than to attach that fucking bag to it.

Put a blow up kiddie swimming pool under the bag, then pop the bag into it. Now you have it all contained in a swimming pool. Drag it out back and leave it in the road for some truck to run over later.