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yes

youtube.com/watch?v=IiY0KdwSShk

Heading down to the promenade for toilet paper, does anyone need anything whilst I'm out?

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Waffles, a pound of sausage, a dozen eggs, and sliced cheese. I'm jonseing for a sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle so bad right now

Now this is a trek off-lore videos thread

youtube.com/watch?v=FfkMqi0Geus

Wee-Hee, well it's Saturday night
And I ain't got a light but I don't give a shite
Cos I'm off to the Discotheque
Waa-Hoo, I'll be fucking them on the floor and up against the door
And I'll fuck them and I'll suck them till my bell ends raw
Kiss my dick will you make it quick
Oh no Toss me off, fucking birds get on my fucking nerves
Well it's just my luck that I won't get a suck but I don't give a fuck

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youtube.com/watch?v=8qxD2eoh-W4

they didn't have any of that so I got you this. No change.

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Why'd they make Trip so crazy likeable and Malcolm so bland

Computer... please....

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wtf since when was there an 8472 episode with the hirogen? i thought there was just scorpion and the other one.

>been in quarantine for so long that I'm starting to miss even fast food

>fucking nigger

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This is Star Trek?

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Well boo-di-hoo. What great trials.

I want like eighty cheeseburgers and nuggets right now

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Computer For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich

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I like gangbangs with a quarter patty and a chicken and big mac sauce

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>in the future everyone will get along
>jk minor characters are complete dicks for no raisin

Are the symbols on the jackets in tos communicators like in the next generation?
Worf gives up many times as an officer and quits. Is he not brave? He has no stamina i think, haha!
Keiko hurts O'brien with yelling and being "hidden angry" all the time. I don't like her.
Why do we never see them shower in startrek? At least in TNG.
Why are no admirals famous like the captains are? Did they never do anything?
Why do bajoran people hate the federation? They are hepling the bajor homeplanet against cardassians.
Why is Lore evil? Isn't he just given emotion by doctor Soong who made him? Only emotion, not evil.
Why is O'brien's racism shown as acceptable?
Is Kira a major on the space station or a major in the resistance?
Odo harrassed Quark for no reason. just because he did not like him.
What happend to christians and jews in startrek? Is religion gone??
Which ship is biggest?

Are tribbles intelligent, or are they like gerbles?
In TOS they meet Lincon in a chair in space. Do they meet famous people later in the show?
Is Kira in love with Odo?? He's so old!
Is sisco ever made to captain?? He is only commander and is the boss of a big station!
Can the hologram doctor go away from the hospital part of the ship or must he stay?
Is quark to busy for sex? He is all day at bar with nice girls but he only cares about money.
Why is kira never punished for helping criminals? She helps many escape and lies to Sisko. But never goes to jail or is fired.
Are founders the same as prophets? We only see the prophets have the crew's bodies. So what are they? Same?
Why are there 2 warp engines insted of 1 that has more power?
Is Troi psychic? How does she understand what people think??
Is the federation more like USA or like Europe?_

i thought this was a John Carpenter thread. FUCK YOU

its one of the few really good voyager episodes

>Why do we never see them shower in startrek? At least in TNG.
pretty sure there's at least one scene with a 'sonic shower' in voyager

why is it always the bridge crew that goes down on away missons? aren't they literally the most important people on the ship who you should protect at all costs?

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It's almost like they're the main characters...

well yeah i get it from a narrative viewpoint, but from an in-universe pov it just seems stupid

they're the best people for the job

what I want to know is why bones is pissing around on the bridge all the time

okay

Computer food supplement: Sylvia Tilly no.1.

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most f the crew is retards who can barely use a replicator.

What?

At least in TNG Picard usually stayed on the bridge.

riker is important but ultimately expendable, data is too useful to leave on the ship and worf is the best warrior on the enterprise so it would be stupid to leave him behind.