>FASTER THAN GODZILLA
>SMARTER THAN GODZILLA
>STRONGER THAN GODZILLA
>BIGGER THAN GODZILLA
OH NO NO NO NO
FASTER THAN GODZILLA
>bigger penis
Yes, but Godzilla is King of the Monsters, while he's only King of the Kongs.
Gorilla's have micropenis though
Uh oh lizardbros we got too cocky
>what is perspective
MOTHRA
I can guarantee blacks will cheer when Kong one ups Godzilla in the cinema, "look at that big nigga fuck him up". I just know this will happen
I think it's over Godzillabros
This, plus Godzilla probably has a hemipenis which means double the pussy plowing power of Kong’s pathetic 1 meter peter
>needs lightning hax to compete
Kong will be the ultimate jobber in the long run
Please tell me thats not the Official Posters?
>white boys like Godzilla, but my supah nigga named King Kong played his ass like ping-pong
Blacks have been dabbing on Godzilla for like 30 years now
Kong’s always been smaller than g
MONKEY PENIS
MONKEY PENIS
Nah, everyone knows blacks are a buncha weebs. Only whites support homegrown American as apple pie King Kong.
This is an extinction rebellion movie?
>Only whites support homegrown American as apple pie King Kong.
Americans always want to kill Kong, not root for him. Kong represented the fantasy of poachers. Isn't Kong derived from an Arab Psalm?
>STRONGER THAN GODZILLA
>BIGGER THAN GODZILLA
This shot is framed hilariously because King Kong is like 1/5th the height of Godzilla
Russian footage description Spoiler:
>footage is somber in tone.
>0pens with Skarsgard entering an "ominous glacier-like temple". > Ghidorah is shown enraged and bound by chains in the fortress, surrounded by soldiers.
> Narrator warns of a impending war, with footage cutting to a "dejected Kyle Chanlder", "the sight of Madison despairing", and finally a "restless ocean coast overcast by a biblical thunderstorm".
>Kong rises from a half-sunken aircraft carrier, glaring at Godzilla. He then attacks, and both grapple amongst fleeing soldiers.
> Kong, with great speed and agility, lands a punch on Godzilla. >
Godzilla is completely unfazed, and his own attack sends Kong skreeonking flying.
sounds fake
Name one reptile that can use sign language
lmao
king of the flopsters
Kong cucks get reked.
I heard Godzilla was supposed to win in this movie but since Covid-19 fucked over the world they made King Kong the champion.
Based /gorilla/boss utilizing a global pandemic
YOU GOT TOO COCKY LIZARDKEKS
I know a couple of black Americans that identify strongly with Kong, one even views Jackson’s Kong as a metaphor for the black experience.
It’s interesting, but not terribly surprising, to find out that Americans mostly view Kong as a villain
What does he eat?
what is a king to a god?
Gojifags coping big time ITT