How the fuck did Riley get a chick like MEW?

He looks like a handsome hipster chad. I don't see what the surprise is.

He convinced her that she likes him. Many such cases. (but it works)

I think shes gross desu senpai. Wouldnt fuck her with OPs dick

despite what the MSM tells you, women prefer small penises and a healthy hatred of jews

Do what the Wachowskis did.

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What's his problem?

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Actual answer: they met before she was famous, he locked her down before she had the whole world at her feet. Then she dumped him when he had the option

explain

CONFIDENCE GOES A LONG WAY YOU RETARDE

woah im listening to joy division right now

There's not much to explain. With the right kind of persistence you can meme a woman into thinking she likes you when she initially doesn't, or doesn't think very highly of you. It's a similar principle to the one in Inception where you implant an idea in someone's head.

YESS, GIT IT RILEY FUCK THAT WHORE

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HOMEWRECKING WHORE

this is a Riley board

she looks about 40

Castrate yourself

Just hire prostitutes. My life improved dramatically when I finally bit the bullet. It can be hard finding someone clean, professional, and that you like though.

The same reason trump got elected is the same reason you can get a girl to think you're more than you are. Often times being confident or saying you are "x and x" people will take it at face value, especially stupid people... which attractive people often are.

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I miss Riley posting

It's called SETTLING. Women past their expiration date often do it.

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mew hit the wall ages ago

felt for the Yas Forums meme. should've embraced the twink aesthetic.

Yes, exactly. Although I wouldn't say Trump was elected on memes and superficial charm entirely. But you are correct. It's a form of gaslighting. Make the other person believe they like you with some effort on your part.

mhmm.

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For old times sake, I’ll start us off.

GET

She was never that hot for me, I hate her sort of weird chub that shows she's a lazy and irresponsible person. Kudos to her for bulking up for Birds of Prey though.

Chad hipster daddy

hoMEWrecker

??? not at all??

How did this faggot ever get with her? serious questions lads.
Is he some hollywoord insider or rich as fuck?

She dated below her league because it's safer. She comes from a big family so she sticks by her man and can resist advances from other men so it lasted for a while, at least until she met an A lister who is famous for his seductive ways. Then all bets are off.

Same. She had great thighs but that’s about it. She’s about a 7/10 for me.

yeah you're right, i was being much too reductive. Trump was elected for many other reasons

Who the fuck are these people?

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he did the classic "high school sweetheart" job on her, if you can nab a girl by either being their first real love or popping their cherry, by romantic inertia, you can basically ride that horse for decades. Then, just like MEW did, when they have a "sexual awakening"(basically realizing other dicks exist that are bigger and better than yours) they finally may leave.

Internet a bit sketchy up in the Highlands eh.

this user does NOT have sex