>Gene Hackman
I don't think he ever touched a computer
Gene Hackman
Anthony Garcia
Charles Hill
How could you look at Welcome to Mooseport and think to yourself "Well, that's a worthy capstone to my prestigious career! Might as well fuck off and retire."
Jack Martinez
>Hugh Jackman
Just 6'2"
Ryan Diaz
I dunno, but I can imagine thinking "Yeah, I've done my fucking time. I've done plenty of excellent performances. I'm one of the most gifted screen actors of my generation. I'll do this piece of crap for extra spending money/as a favor to a friend/for shits and giggles, and then fuck off to St. Martin forever."
Honestly I can't fault him. I do miss him, though.
Kevin Barnes
> Brie
I bet she tastes more like Mozzarella
Oliver Adams
>Freddy Krueger
Krueger? I don't even know her!
Jack Hernandez
Robert Dinero
>uses dollars
Lying Hollywood elites, never fails
Michael Watson
How does he write his civil war novels?
Aiden Smith
He started writing novels
Joseph Williams
How now, Hack Man?!
Camden Parker
Typewriter, ofc
Wyatt Wright
>Ray Romano
The dude isn't even Italian
Thomas Sanchez
moveable type printing press
Brody Powell
I call her Brianne
Wyatt Harris
What was Gene doing at ESPN? A Hoosiers 20year retrospective?
Jayden Baker
>Jack Black
He's obviously white
Liam Edwards
>Ed Harris
Clearly bald
Nolan Bennett
>Ryan Gosling
his parents are human.
Carson Powell
>Emma Stone
I don't think she does drugs
David Ramirez
>George Dickerson
>met a mom but never dicked her son
Jaxon Diaz
Neither does Emily Blunt
Aaron Brown
Works as an actor, not a driver
Brayden Richardson
>Arnold Schwarz Negger
>actually as white as it gets
Chase Ortiz
> Portman
isnt a man or a Port
Connor Reyes
>Joel Kinoman
>haven't played in a single kino
Carter Clark
>Paul Newman
Old now
Cameron King
>has a dinner
Joseph Lopez
>Gary Oldman
>only got old not so long ago
Wyatt Gonzalez
Mel Gibson
Didn't they give him back his son in that movie, why does he keep asking.
Luke Brooks
Robert Downey Jr.
Caleb Foster
> Leonardo Dicaprio
isnt a painter
Leo Myers
Isn't a kid or a man
Andrew Diaz
> winona ryder
i wanna ride her
Aaron Perez
>Matt Damon
>isn't even Jamaican
Nathaniel Bell
>Gary_Oldman_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg
>by_Gage_Skidmore
and as expected it's an out of focus snapshot
Gabriel Brooks
>Isn't even a nigger
Jackson Torres
Jerks off black people
Jacob Gomez
> Brando
isnt what the plants crave
Lucas Sanders
>Jenna Fisher
>doesn't work on a trawler
Benjamin Hall
Dude's not a bird
William Anderson
Never seen her hunting
Samuel Carter
Not made of wood
Landon Powell
>ford
Isnt a shallow crossing in a river
Zachary Gonzalez
>doesn't even have a healthy glow
Sebastian Perry
Not bald
Logan Rodriguez
Brandon Bennett
>not even tied up
Leo Hughes
These are the stars, the rest not so much, although Romano gets a pass fer being a great standup
Paul Newman being the best of the bunch
Tyler Butler
Hugh Jackman and his younger brother Little Ackman.
William Garcia
>Rene Russo
Born in America
Owen Martinez
isnt a ditch or a hole in the ground
Sebastian Young
>isn't a legume or even an errant baseball
Jaxon Edwards
I'm surprised to find out he's still alive
Dominic King
>John Hurt
Not injured