I didn't think––

>i didn't think––
>NO YOU DIDN'T THINK DID YOU

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>well i'm not payin' you to think am i? now get to work!

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>*holding gun to someone's head*
>Don't make me do this...

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>"you ain't got the balls to do it"

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>we need guns
>*Starts opening hidden innocuous gun stashes everywhere*
>woah

>I'm gonna kill you!
>You don't have the b-GUNSHOT

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>it's not what it looks l-
>SURE IT'S NOT *slams door*

>Shoot me then... but I don't think you got the guts.
>*grabs gun out of their hand without resistance*

NAME FIVE!

>movie has nerd character
>"Guys, this is just like the time in space quest when marbar defeated the emerald union"

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>Villain starts maniacally laughing when he's being beat

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in Walk Hard, Dewey marries another woman and gets caught fucking her by the other woman who is his wife. He tells them both "it's not what it looks like" and they both calmly say "well, it HAS to be what it looks like to one of us..."

>In English, dorkatron

>nerd character shows incredible marksmanship with a gun
>everyone looks amazed
>"what, I play a lot of call of duty"

>whoa, slow down, Einstein!

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>you and i... we're not so different after all...

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>imagine this piece of paper is our reality
>now if we fold this piece of paper...

>You just don't get it, do you?

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>imagine this piece of paper as my heart
>and this pen goes right though it

>It was need to know
>And you didn't need to know.

>character A shows character B a car/motorcycle
>character B: wow, a "insert autistically detailed specs"
>hobby is never explained, nor mentioned ever again in the entire series

>do you hear that?
>I dont hear anything....
>exactly!

IT'S ALL INSTINCT MR FREEMAN

shut up dad

>You've taken up all the leeway you're getting, counselor, wrap it up fast

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You forgot that part where Character B is clearly not someone who would ever be interested in whatever they just fawned over and then they say "what? My ex was a mechanic." when they get weird looks.

>"wow, you know your stuff"

>Where did you get X
>Trust me, you don't want to know

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>"do it fagget"

can we make a movie that is literally nothing but a string of overused tropes and cliches edited together to be somewhat coherent? I feel like some parody movies did this

>"you and what army?"

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>>i didn't think––
>That's the problem, you never think.

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>Movie has female role
>"Wow, this is just like that scene in star wars"
>Main Character: "Oh my god. She is a nerd too!"

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>OK, what's Plan B?
>That WAS Plan B!

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Besides the Joker, what other movie villain does this?

>I grew up with seven brothers

>"do you know how to us-"
>girl load magazine
>"yeah"

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>I'VE GOT THE DA CRAWLING SO FAR UP MY ASS HE'S TICKLING MY FRONT TEETH