What will he say about rise of skywalker?

Whatever it is, it'll make you prequel zoomers seethe for another decade.

Imagine being so thirsty for another man's opinion. Sad.

nothing, the plinkett reviews on the ST were shit and Mike knows it, thats why TROS HIB was "the 70 minutes ROS review" and not a proper Plinkett

This can be applied to literally anything RLM says about anything. The desperate contrarianism in RLM threads here is hilarious.

Literally who?

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He won't bother
It's clear from the HitB that he doesn't even care enough about Star Wars to muster indignation anymore, he's recognized that it's completely dead. RoS isn't even that interesting to analyze, it's a soulless corporate tram tour from beginning to end

Lol nobody even remembers that movie anymore, it's about the Picard review baby.

Mike will personally apologize to all viewers for suggesting that JJ should direct Star Wars and for blaspheming our lord and savior George Lucas, and then he'll commit sudoku on camera.

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>RoS isn't even that interesting to analyze,
I disagree. It's a train wreck from start to finish the likes of which we haven't seen since AotC. It is so perfectly suited for a Plinkett review. Every little decision and plot point is completely baffling and ripe for mockery.

I also think TDKR desperately needed a Plinkett review but Mike doesn't care about capeshit apparently.

>the problem is writing
>nononono the director is wrong the writing is brilliant

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference.

There's not going to be a Plinkett review of ROS because Mike and everyone else has moved on. Plinkett reviews were always more of a passion project so why would he spend months examining and editorializing a film he and the audience at large have zero interest in.

ROS has no grand ambitions so they can't be riffered on, they didn't aim high and fail, they did exactly what they were there to do, extract another ten bucks from your pocket and end the current trilogy

Based

I think the audience feels like they're definitely owed it. And how can you say Disney had no grand ambitions for Star Wars? Remember how there was supposed to be another trilogy and all these spin off projects? ROS put the final nail in that coffin.

Artistically they have no great design, there is no unified vision for what sort of story should be told.

They just wanted to close the book on this trilogy and trilogy and move on. Unfortunately they left the franchise in shambles so they're going to have to step back for a few years and let the stink dissipate a bit before they try again.

>Net worth:15 Million

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"who'se your daddy? say who's your daddy"

Source: some random website with no verified proof

If Mike had 15million dollars, couldn't he call up Culkin and Landis and get some sort of foot in the door in LA like he supposedly wants?

that looks a lot more like Rich Evans than mike

He will damage control shilling and sucking JJ Abrams cock in the past and then damage control and falsely say that the Prequel trilogy is still worse than the Sequel trilogy because diversity and nostalgia.

George Lucas should have directed the Sequel Trilogy, and Mike Stoklasa would direct people to their seats.

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>GOING SOMEWHERE MIKE?
>I'M S-SORRY GEORGEEEEEEE!

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