>you are a figment of an idealized city which is an amalgamation of everyone that lived in that city's memories having a collective dream for a thousand years after having been turned into magic statues that made you real so that you can defeat a giant magic robot that hates technology and became your dad so they can finally die, except for you because you are not real, but actually you are (or are you?)
overwritten and convoluted? one of the dan brown movies.
Logan Lopez
FFX is actually about a star athlete who has to do a bunch of stuff in the offseason before he can rescue an underfunded team from the league's basement and turn them into all-stars by making sensible free agency decisions and mastering a cheese skill that no one else can figure out.
William Scott
So the people of the city were turned into statues that dream of the perfect version of that city by the king of summoners who summoned a giant monster to kill anyone who would attack the city, except the city is not real nor are the people inside of it real, they are dreams of the original citizens, who are still alive but not really? How did the people in the city have kids if everyone is just a copy of a real person that actually existed?
Nolan Barnes
Honestly based, I would totally play that game
Angel Richardson
then he realizes that some of the players he got can't learn any moves so he has to disband the original team of friends and buy a bunch of free agents
Brandon Scott
Dark City checks off some of those points but isn't super close.
Henry Hill
>tfw you get everything except for lightning dodging because you're a pleb
>Turns the team around by replacing all the original players with ethnic minorities
Jacob Diaz
Keepa's fat ass is always the first to get cut
Wyatt Allen
>How did the people in the city have kids if everyone is just a copy of a real person that actually existed? They didn't, they lived in the same permanent state, never moving forward or backwards.
Austin Gonzalez
>ethnic minorities There's only one Al Bhed worth hiring and its Brother because he's OP as fuck.
Aaron Flores
Play on PC and cheat or download a macro
Henry Rodriguez
>he doesn't know Keepa becomes a star player if you grind him for 90 levels You have to be crazy to do that tho
Nicholas Baker
If you are gonna grind 90 levels, Wedge is like the best goalie.
Lucas Mitchell
>Rin has entered the chat
Julian Cooper
Oh, I forgot to mention late level Keepa isn't a goalie but a striker with 99 shooting.
Andrew Stewart
Keepa is decent at extremely low levels, mediocre until level 85-ish, then ends up with the highest shooting stat in the game.
Lincoln Brooks
Then how did tidus and jecht exist?
David Nguyen
Y'all beat me to it
Oliver Ortiz
Shuyin and his father, whoever that was
Logan Torres
>he doesn't keep the original aurochs and use tidus to singlehandedly wreck everyone by swimming circles around the scrubs
Jaxson Campbell
The problem with keepa is that goalies are hard to get exp for. And since his level is always low, its hard to get him his key techs.
Christian Miller
Dark city was so good, but it has been so long since I have seen it, does it hold up?
Brody Green
Pretty sure they were the best team When fully maxxed
Jace White
They aren't. Not even close.
Jackson Bell
The problem with Blitzball is that once you get a Guado with decent speed, you can kite the opposing team around the arena, pass to the shooter once you're out of blocker range, and dunk on literally anyone.
Daniel Cooper
I didn't start winning until I recruited Brother. iirc Rin was pretty good too but I never really cared about maintaining the OGs and never used a guide so I didn't know anything about high level stats.
Michael Adams
They're dreams of the fayth, just like the aeons the summoners call into being. They only exist because the people of Zanarkand were all turned into fayth who dream them into existence. Tidus and Jecht were special though, because they were touched by Sin and made into something more than just a dream
Nicholas Turner
That's what I do with Brother who can also kite all the guados.
Ayden Martinez
>tfw you read the wiki and learn that Dream Zanarkand was a physical place that was just very far out in the ocean
Levi Brown
Nah, that's just one strategy to use. The real problem with blitzball is that leveling is unbalanced: For every game each AI team plays you play another four so you have far more chances of acquiring exp and leveling up than the AI teams and their players do. It is fun for the first 20~ levels but after some time, the difference is just too great and you can shoot from midfield when you have some good shooters past lvl 35 and win effortlessly. No point playing past that point.