The webm that saved Yas Forums

the webm that saved Yas Forums

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>posting this during ramadan
Inshallah this is haram

jesus is a great figure in islam

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>cuckstianity
>cucktholicism
>having an imaginary friend give you your set of morals
Omega cringe

I am autisticly infuriated that whoever did this either (a) thinks Superman is a Marvel character or (b) thinks Black Widow and Thor are more worthy of inclusion than Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, and Green Lantern.

Otherwise I like it.

This is a horrible rendition of the YMCA dance by the Police.

where is batman?

If the cross is so heavy then how did a bunch of peasants prop it up and nail Jesus on there?

Doc Bruce Banner
belted by gamma rays
turned into the Hulk
ain't he unglammo-rays

Wreckin' the town
with the power of a bull
Ain't no monster clown
who is as lova-bull.

As ever-lovin' Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!

He was the one that died on the cross.

wtf is this real?

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Based and Jesuspilled

>superman doesn't dab
>it's not a black female nurse with a clipboard on the cross

2/10

people were a lot stronger back then

they were also messiahs we just don't talk about them as much

sorry bro you must have posted the wrong webm haha

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Jesus actually lifted it

Is he ok?

Pic related would have unironically been better ending to Endgame

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Based as fuck. Jesus can even save capeshit.

Even retarded christcucks know that Batman is a faggot loser who isn't deserving of even being called a superhero, lmao what's your power being rich

they made jesus do it

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the webm that saved bollywood

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well they were both made by jews so...

Okay, this is epic.

It wasn't actually that heavy because he only carried the cross section, the pole sits in place and they drag the other piece to it.

I think a biblical capeshit series would make billions

Powerful....