I had a dream where i asked a celeb to suck her toes and she replied "only if you do it ironically"

no because one of them was black

GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE!!

I had a dream where I rawdogged Kristen Wiig. It was so real, goddamn the pussy was so nice and tight. And wet. Fucking Christ it was wet and inviting. I just went at it like a goddamn animal. Straight gorilla fucking the absolute shit out of Kristen Wiig. And the weird thing was she wasn't even done up or anything, she looked like one of those goofy frumpy housewife characters she played in skits. Goddamn I wish I had more dreams like that.

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I dreamed I saved a chick from getting hit by a train then I fingered the fuck out of her in a train cab while talking to her boss through the window (she hated her boss and this was some sort of revenge against him).
Could feel the pussy really realistically despite having never felt real pussy then I woke up and I think I coomed the bed a little bit.

this but unironically

i had a dream a few years ago where i ran a private beach condo in south carolina and ariana grande stayed there and i seduced her and had passionate sex. then i became her bf and got rich

I once dreamt I had a threesome with Charisma Carpenter and Eliza Dushku in their buffy/angel prime. It was nice. I suggest when the quarantine is over you lads go to a nice legal brothel in an appropriate jurisdiction and have sex

I dreamed the jannies got paid

I once had a dream where a horse bit my penis off

kino

The other day I was talking about the Old Man and the Sea with a friend. My buddy asked who I would cast as the kid and I replied "De Niro is the kid".

I have to be careful not to use loli and cunnies.

Based, I've dreamed about Yas Forums too

>have sex in a dream
>it feels like jerking off

The last sex dream I had was about me jerking off in a bathroom

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I've dreamed about Lost Highway more times than I can count and I've never dreamed about any other movie ever. There's something truly Lynchian about that shit that gets in your subconscious

i dreamed i made a thread on Yas Forums about a dream i had before i woke up, then everyone else came into my thread and posted about dreams they had before they wAke up

I dreamed I was chasing a man - or SOMETHING, down cobwebbed flights of ancient stone stairs. The walls on each side of the stairs went on forever and the stairs were constructed such that it would make a sharp 90 degree turn every so often, so I would only catch glimpses of the figure since I was far enough behind that he was always making the corner. It felt subterranean, though when I reached the bottom it was a field of grassy dirt, littered with headstones like a graveyard.

wake up

That's actually half of my dreams are just posts and stressful arguments on Chan

CAN'T WAKE UP

>One time I dreamt me and ryan gosling/paul walker hybrid were making a bas relief of a shoe in the clay wall of an apartment building hallway
I hope I have a kino dream again tonight

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I had the most amazing dream. I was riding on an ice cream donkey with none other than Mr. Dean Martin, and even though the donkey melted just outside of Walnut City, Dean didn't care, because that's just the kind of man he was.

Reminds me of Pickman's Model