ITT: Actors you could probably beat in a fist fight

ITT: Actors you could probably beat in a fist fight

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inb4 Toto

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You can equip Warwick Davis with any melee weapon to fight OP. What would you choose?

Id rather equip him as a melee weapon

his erect penis

lol I read the post as that

with a little strategy i could beat her. first i'd boost her confidence by letting her beat me and kick me in the face and spit on me, and call me names.

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False teeth from an old woman. It would look like a horseface, and it naturally looks like a ankle bitter.

id choke her too

Horsecock dildo

a fuckin bread stick. for once im actually rooting for OP

Who would win: 1,000 Warwick Davises or 1 Brock Lesnar in plate armor?

what's going on here and why does she look so satisfied in being choked?

>why does she look so satisfied in being choked?
She's a woman

Because the only reason she approached him that evening was because she wanted to fuck and he had turned her down

A fan jokingly asked Ezra Miller to fight. He playfully indulges while the webm is cut to desperately hide the fact that it was all a joke that literally made the fans entire year. There's of course even some drama mongering paparazzi nigger like " ay whoa no bro whoa" trying to make the thing seem like an assault or something. The full clip is being scrubbed harder than the mosque massacre just because of how laughably it disproves any manufactured claims of misconduct. Imagine being some faggot named ezra miller who has had a few decent roles and is probably even lucky to have real fans. He literally fulfills this girls fantasy and people tried to villainize him for it. Never thought I'd stand up for a fag like him but it's a sickening example of the pathetic attempts at media manipulation

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Plus the Icelandic dudes that were actually at the bar agreed with that, all the other conjecture was created from that edited clip and the Twitter/Reddit lies

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A fag defense force quickly dispatches from commissariat to protect their HIV vector.

No fucking way dude is like 6"6 and a veteran of ww2

Why would Lesnar need the armor? Ideally he would shed it and just walk at a brisk pace to stay just out of reach of the Warwick hoard desperately sprinting after him at 4 miles per hour. Then at his leisure, he slows and grabs maybe 2 of them at a time by any clothing or body part he gets his hands on then just effortlessly hulk/lokis them and perhaps even uses them as melee weapons to thin the hoard. Rinse and repeat with improvisation as needed without even breaking a sweat. When the stragglers give up and start retreating he takes his time walking them down and tearing them limb from limb, to him the effort is comparable to pulling a wing off of a rotisserie chicken, but the resulting is so much tastier when he brings the meat back to his secluded log cabin. Even Brocks wife agrees, as a spoonful of Warwick stew is shoved down the throat of her frozen corpse propped up at the dinner table while Brock smiles ear to ear, a steady stream of tears seasoning his lips in anticipation.

Holy fucking shit, like clockwork. Show that webm or say ezra + choking and you got these faggots coming in to defend their icon. Screencaps and paragraphs, ready and able.

He’s dead so I hope you’d be able to beat him

He's a fag but he's still got a Y chromosome and therefore an attempt will still be made by women to destroy him because females are pathetic parasites

4miles per hour is actually unrealistically fast for a midge

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I hate midgets so goddamn much

Nunchucks

easy

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