Who was a bigger simp?

Who was a bigger simp?

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based baratheons vs cringe targaryans

rhaegar was an emotional simp caring about love an all
Robert the Chad simply did it for honor because you dont let anybody fuck your wife
he didnt care about the stark bitch

God i wish i was the ATLANTO BVLL BARATHEON BVLL crushing this little nordcuck twink armor in the chest with my hammer

this

After reading about George’s romantic life, I finally understand why ASOIAF is filled with unrequited love(all coming from the female), countless love triangles, and why almost all the men are pussy whipped betas

God that helmet is fucking retarded, if you hit the horns and they're firmly held in place, the person wearing it goes down immediately.

Robert was the bigger simp He started a war for a thot that ended up destroying the kingdom and making his life miserable in the end Only cucks think Robert is based His wife cheats on him and his heirs aren't even his The thot he thought he loved so much didn't give a shit about him True simp

He's supposed to be yuge as fuck. All three Baratheon brothers were very tall and had wide shoulders.

This, Robert was the biggest cuck in the series. He even died thinking the three blondes were actually his kids too, kek

>he didnt care about the stark bitch
Yes he did he was the one who wanted to marry her Eddard said Lyanna knew he would never stick to one bed but he would always love her. Also betrothed not married.
Did you even read the books?

he dint started the war for the thot
he started the war as an excuse to overthrow the targaryans and because like i said would you let someone to humiliate you and cuck you in front of everybody ?

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This is Robert Baratheon 20 years later, can you believe it?

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Ned for raising a kid that wasn't his

Not the Chad Stag that's for sure

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Robert because he got cucked. He didn't even fuck Ilana, Rhaegar got to coom inside her until she got pregnant.

At least it's his nephew, Caitlyn or whatever she's called got cucked hard.
>not her kid
>it's not even her husband's kid
This is my wife's boyfriend territory of cucked.

It was his sister’s. It’s okay to raise another’s man child as long as it’s part of your bloodline. That’s the only it is okay, both Jon’s parents were desd

Rhaegar got his wife, mother, daughter raped by some madman and theit heads exploded just because of some bitch
he is the simp in the story
Robert didnt care about lyanna, he just saw this as an opportunity to btfo the t*rgaryans

That was more of Jon Arryns plan to use it as an excuse but Robert really loved her and that's why he went to war

*time

He didnt even start the war you fucking idiot it was Jon Arryn who did when the king demanded Eddards and Roberts head. Some of Roberts Lords didn't even follow him and fought against him.

>chad
>got cucked by targ boy while he never got to touch fiancee's pussy
>got cucked by incestuous wife and didn't realize "his" kids look nothing like him
Yeah i'm thinking he's not based.

>left
Literally a cuck.

Why do you people keep saying Robert didn't care about Lyanna? In the books and even in the show Robert says how much he misses her and loved her. That was the whole reason he went to war.
Theres literally no other explanation. That's why it's ironic that Robert loved her so much but she ran away with Rhaegar.
Only Jon Arryn and the fags at the citadel wanted to overthrow the Targaryens before that happend.

Wars over a woman is a fiction only thing, this kind of shit never happened in real life

the reason that cercei is so mad is that in her wedding night robert called lyannas name instead of hers. robert did care about lyanna.

dont spread your poor opinion to people. you are wrong and therefor a stupid person

>glamor [active camo] is usually associated with a gemstone, like Melissandre
>conspicuous such gem on 'Rhaegar' at that battle
>body never recovered
Clearly Robert, guy gets ground down by Randyll Tarly from behind in any protracted conflict. Rhaegar may as well have deposed Aerys and have been done with it rather than this full retard move (if it was indeed him there) -- he was planning as much at the tourney.

he never married Lyanna, so no not literally, and he killed Rhaegar and would've claimed Lyanna if she hadn't been busted goods.

Literally nothing wrong with raising a deceased sibling's kid.

>gets betrayed by woman he loves
>as retribution, he ravages an entire kingdom, usurps the throne and makes sure that every targaryen skull in Westeros is crushed
>betrayed by smug Stacey he really didn't care about, he still ploughs her when he feels like, he still hits her when he feels like, he humilliates the brother that is fucking her when he feels like
>has seven kingdoms swarmed with pregnant bellies filled with baratheon bastards

Yeah, I'm thinking he's a true BVLL

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I want to believe.
Is there a historical war where people fought over a woman?

i dont think so
maybe boudica rebeliion

Lyanna was.
If she wasn't kidnapped and willingly eloped with the albino chucklefuck, she pretty much is responsible for a lot of it cause she did absolutely fucking nothing.
>doesn't send a fucking note to your family that she's doing fine or something
>even when the whole war breaks out does nothing
>her father and brother get the Anakin treatment she just keeps chilling in the Tower of Joy

It's one fag making it up in his head to fit his world view.

Troy.

Robert, Rhaegar and Ned were all pathetic simps. The only real chad was Brandon.

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retard
it was fictional

He hardly knew her. He didnt love her he liked her pretty face and didnt realise what a slut she was even with all the evidence.

Thats a story, we are talking about real wars.

Jon and Theon are the only non cucked males in ASOIAF