Who /drunk/ here?

I dont drink or do drugs but I think of myself as a loser for this

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I love not drinking then getting loaded quick and going to bed.

Also there's no better feeling than waking up at 330am and quickly having a few drinks then going back to bed. Yes I'm a degenerate.

>guy who I was sort of friends with growing up died from heroin od
>spent all day looking up Facebook's of all old high school friends
>I moved away right after college, they all stayed back
>despite me having a great career and good friendbase thousands of miles away, I'm jealous that they're all still friends and tightknit with shitty jobs

drank myself silly tonight. I miss my old friends

depends why you are not doing it. Drinking alone is pretty stupid, alcohol is social lubricant and best when used as such.

I've had a pinched nerve in my shoulder for two weeks now
The pain is constant and nearly unbearable no matter what I do
I haven't been able to stay asleep for more than 2 hours at a time

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Get a load of this faggot.

I'm drunk on the love or my family, I'm high off of life. we're all gonna make it bros

friends is greater than money for sure. but if you have the friends, you always wonder about the money. and if you have the money you always wonder about the friends

>Drinking alone is pretty stupid
Drinking "alone" (online friends or posting on Yas Forums are fine) is the only way to drink. Social drinking is for fucking normalfags. Having a nice bunch of drinks by yourself listening to music or watching or playing something, just chilling with that warm comfy feeling in your chest, letting the hours go by. That's the best. Not being in some fucking gay social situation. The only point to that 99% of the time is scoring free weed or better yet free coke.

We just watched that new amazon series, tales from the loop, drunk with wife.
How can anybody watch this utter garbage and not kill themselves? It's fucking atrocious.

>there's no better feeling than waking up at 3:30am and quickly having a few drinks then going back to bed
Can't you sleep sober?

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I want you to know this, having been both one of you guys for a long time, and being a normal fag now, it is better to be a normal fag in every single way.

I want you to know, having been a a friend of degenerate but accepting "normalfag"s (so not really normalfags) I can only imagine how unbearable straightlaced normalfags are. You're a failure for enjoying that company.

This
But also this. I can't handle actual normalfags but cyborgs are based

You're a failure for failing to socialize and dying with no direct descendant. Please just end your pointless life, you waste of space and air.

If you're saying this without being a dyed in the wool true believer Hitler fan and National Socialist with the higher goal of aiming to preserve the white race, you're a fucking pathetic mindless breeder faggot.

Don’t argue with the trips faggot.
Being here miserable, alone, drinking alone, ranting about the death of the white race, looking at BBC threads, trying to get (you)s is way shittier in every single way than having a couple drinking with some friends, listening to music, going on a hike, going to the club/bar. The only way you can think otherwise if you are just so far off the deep end that you think “oh man thank god im so woke/redpilled, no way I could enjoy healthy socialization”

This. Havent had a drink in 1.5 years. But this is how i used to drink, so comfy.

Drink cum

>tfw sober a year next month

Alcohol is the shittiest drug. I'm so happy I kicked it.

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Pretty high at work. Just jacked off. The jacking off is a problem. Cant stop at work 3 or 5 times lately

Just keep jacking it goddamnit

What do?

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chances blown
nothing's free
longing for
what used to be

have sex

I think the only time I want to drink is when I'm in Japan
They banned dope there

been drinkin almost every night since the 'rona, but I try to keep it mellow like 3-4 beers max most nights

quit lying to yourself sobriety is awful

I don't get people who say this. What's shitty about it? Did you not enjoy the act of drinking?

I don't understand how people become fucking drunks without enjoying getting drunk. The moment I take a quick chug of even a slightly strong beer and feel it enter my chest and my stomach and start to feel that warm glow it is fucking ambrosia. I can take or leave cocaine, weed, fucking hated MDMA or whatever knockoff I got. Alcohol though is *my* drug and I cannot imagine becoming a fucking alcoholic to where you need to "kick it" and not having that degree of sustainable enjoyment in doing it.

>it is better to be a normal fag in every single way.

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Seriuisly what do about jacking off.

Its getting bad. I jacked off 5 times 3 days ago at work

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can't trust a man who can't drink

>alcohol
>drug
nigga its just an optional beverage if you’re tired of water, get a grip my mans

Imagine being a soberfag and you enjoy it so much that you have to go into an alcie thread and you either give him unsollicited advice or give him shit. Yep, sobriety sounds like a lot of fun. Don't miss being drunk at all.

keep it to once a day? cant be that fun to just jizz hot air on round 5

STILL THERES TIME
HARD TO SEE
FRAGILE LIVES
SHATTERED DREAMS

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that was the holy spirit fighting satan for your spirit.

I mean its like im bored got some privacy time to jack off what else would I do at work

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Instead of jerking off at work, abstain and when you get home spend your whole 8~ hour evening edging to anime girls and rule 34 porn until you cum and end up shooting like 10 ropes and hitting your chin with a couple.

MDMA is the greatest drug to have ever existed. Knockoff MDMA is the worst drug to have ever exist.

/alcoholic/ threads are peak comfy

you're LITERALLY me dude

Nah my shifts are 12 hours. So its luke every 3 hours or so or a back to back

Its not hot air

My only fun and comfy trip was alone in my house after my friend gave me some. Every other time I was with people and eventually had majorly bad anxiety.

I already jack off like 5 to 7 times a day man unless i see the gf

I just got to rub it out due to boredom