Why can't they manage to find a single Australian who is willing to be a janitor?
Why can't they manage to find a single Australian who is willing to be a janitor?
Jace Lee
Angel Reed
Zachary Jackson
>inmates run the prison
Lucas Garcia
m00t is a notorious anti-aussie, no doubt his mod cult follows in his footsteps
Noah Reed
Maybe he wouldn't hate aussies so much if someone moderated during the times they're awake.
Caleb Wright
Minimum wage is pretty good in Australia. No drongo is gonna do petty work for FREE.
Cameron Butler
There was that 1 faggy australian Facepunch moderator Rusty he'd be keen
Landon Gomez
>that one faggot who keeps making eceleb threads
Colton Thompson
not possible
Lincoln Thomas
he would be too relentlessly handsome
Hunter Thompson
why is there a thread about that faggot manlet destiny with 150+ replies STILL UP
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
Oliver Robinson
It's a real fucking mystery.
Brandon Cruz
Because even communicating with an Aussie on IRC takes up to half a day one way
Ethan Lee
need to appeal to the mobile posting zoomers for them adbucks
John Barnes
>zoomers literally advertising their subreddits the other day
why... WHY
Gabriel Foster
>that one faggot who keeps making celeb threads
just as bad
Nolan Ross
OSUTORARIA DESU??
Zachary King
why
Luis Stewart
Can a person moderate while huffing?
Eli Bennett
The janitor pretends he isn't here when offtopic threads he likes pop up
For example If you go to gallery on 4plebs he deleted a thread not even 5 minutes before that was made and then vanished. they go after the term nigger faster than even cp
Yet the thread has been up for several hours
Thomas Scott
so clearly they just found some meth head zoomer who babysits threads as he pleases. what we really need is a morally upright Australian to protect this place while the rest of us sleep
Jace Gomez
>why aren't the reason janitors were formed not a janitor
Asher Murphy
I might apply now that I'm getting scottybux.
I'll just pretend it's my janny salary.
Kevin Young
Its been like that for the last 4 or so janitors. The last one was forced to quit after he his alita tranny buddies accidentally admit they have him in the ranks
Zachary Garcia
>the TUT TUT poster who clearly has run dry on his schizo meds and can't refill them until quarantine is over and is now our problem until then
Mason Cruz
It blew my mind when I found out that the Victoria Justice trip was an aussie
Jonathan Williams
hands up
Lucas Fisher
I work with an Australian lady and she's fucking nuts dude.
Adam Perry
Because Australians don't want to waste their time.
Ryan Taylor
Do you guys have any obsessive thoughts? There's this one petite and super cute brown Mexican girl named Emily at my job and I'm constantly thinking "I want to fuck Emily's ass" over and over. I sing it to the tune of whatever songs are in my head and add in words like small, brown, smelly, hole, or more if I need to to make it fit the time of the song. Currently I have a song from super Mario 64 stuck in my head and I just keep repeating:
"I want to fuck Emily's ass
and cum inside of her butt
I really want to
Fuck Emily
And cum inside her butt"
Over and over again. I really want to fuck her in the ass bros.
Nolan Bennett
PLEASE relentlessly v& celebrity/waifu threads, this board needs to shape up
Chase Long
nah those are my favourites