Name ONE character that could defeat Black Phillip

name ONE character that could defeat Black Phillip

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God. And yes he is real. And always ready to listen.

what the FUCK was his problem

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The John Candy horse from Hot to Trot.

When I saw this in theaters everyone laughed and wanted a refund

>BLACK Phillip
You tell me

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>has miracles
>loses to some dudes with a wooden cross and a pointy stick
>takes 3 days to respawn and instantly gg no res out
Mah boy Phill wouldn't even sweat.

>is a goat

Billy from The Predator.

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*the GOAT

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You're right, he can't even sweat that's how easy goat life is

Black Jesus

And never answer. Do you not wish to live deliciously?

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HORNY and lonely hehe

I would have the butter.

When Willem Dafoe saw it in theaters he was impressed and wanted to work with Eggers

Man cannot live on bread alone

GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN

I only live deliciously user.

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White Phillip

>what the FUCK was his problem
His omnipotent creator was a glory hog, so he decided to trash reality, the only logical option.

Black Dynamite

Dynaphil the Grey

T-1000

Nigger Phillip

I wish to live deliciously

El Grande Padre

Diabetes and a stroke

Any of the werewolves in Dog Soldiers

>villain is a goat
Lmao

>omnipotent creator
>omnipotent
[x]

Fully God. Fully man. Phil just can't hang.

Officer White