>watching Avengers: Endgame at the kinoplex
>scene where Thanos gets punched pretty hard
>I stand up and yell "OOOF! RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES!"
>theater erupts into wild laughter
>movie projectionist blinks theater lights on and off in acknowledgement
>black guys sitting in the back suck their teeth "you aight white boi"
>teen girl sitting next to me playfully punches me in the shoulder and bites her lip
>can hear a group of black women whisper "he cute"
Best/worst theater experiences?
Kevin Ross
Connor Sullivan
Two women of the black persuasion sat next to me in an otherwise near empty theatre during a showing of X-Men Days of Future Past and proceeded to talk very loudly all the way through. I wanted to tell them to shut up but I didn't want them to look in my direction and realize that I had gone to see an X-Men film with my mom.
Benjamin Foster
>go to movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for Inception!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it
Caleb Ortiz
i went to theater thrice in my whole life. one with a gf to watch rush hour 3, we ended up making out throughout the whole movie, the other with some milf i finger-banged, and then with a nutritionist from work. we kissed on our way home
Luke Jackson
I got bored during return of the king and fingered my girlfriend same thing for donny darko. Watched house of the dead cringing and we broke up a week later.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
What's a kinoplex?
Thomas Adams
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Adam Reyes
a cinema chain
Michael Cooper
>group of soijaks sitting in front of me
>endgame
>they go OOOOOOO any time something epic happens
>lean forward and tel cause what hh had to be quieter
>theyimmediately turn of over bakc get security
>called on me for now my sister calls me "loudmouth bill"
Joshua Williams
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