Write the coronavirus episode

write the coronavirus episode

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>Kramer is afraid he has the coronavirus and self-quarantines, but he's out of food, so he hides out and lives in a grocery store
>Meanwhile, Elaine is worried her new boyfriend is wearing a really convincing wig

jerry get virus

>KRAMER I'M TIRED OF YOU COMING INTO MY APARTMENT AND USING UP ALL MY HAND SANITIZER
>I had to buddy, my hand sanitizer pump has no pressure Jerry

lmao

JEEERRRY
Sneed
*laugh track*

>George and his father buying all the toilet paper.

jery get virus

Kramer: well *slams door* I got corona
>*audience laughs*
Jerry: you what?
Kramer: yeah yeah I got it Jerry, the big C, the killer bat flu I got it all baby!
>*audience laughs*
Jerry: my god are you sure?! how did you find out?!
Kramer: well I rushed over to the doctor after a chinese man SPIT on me after I took an entire case of toilet paper from his shopping cart
>*audience laughs*
Jerry: why are you taking toilet paper out of people's carts?
>*audience laughs*
Kramer: Oh Jerry it's a madhouse out there! I mean don't you watch the news?! Half the countries gone berserk trying to get supplies to survive we're like...like..caged birds pecking at each other
>*imitates pecking birds with both his hands* YAAAH YAAHH
>*audience laughs*
Jerry: but toilet paper I mean why that specifically? I could maybe see...canned food or instant noodle soup but toilet paper?
Kramer: well you know….
Jerry: what?
Kramer: geh
>*motions his head towards his butt*
Jerry: what what what is it?
Kramer: eh..poo poo
>*audience laughs*
>*Jerry rolls his eyes*
Jerry: oh come on
Kramer: no jerry don't you see? they set us up…!
Jerry: who?
Kramer: *looks around ominously as he gets closer to Jerry's face* the toilet paper industry >*tck*
>*audience laughs*
Jerry:....what?
Kramer: yeah see they planned it all out from the start..the virus, the paranoia, the media frenzy, see they caused it all to make a couple of bucks oh they conned us Jerry they conned us real good..OOOOH YEAH!!
>*audience laughs*
Jerry: are you done?
>*audience laughs*
Kramer: what what you don't believe me?
Jerry: well I don't know I mean going to all that trouble it seems highly unlikely-
Kramer: o-alright alright you blind yourself from the truth like the rest of the cattle, but you're only hurting yourself Jerry and when there's a dirty bum that needs wiping and there's no more paper to clean it with you'll know who to thank!!
>*audience laughs*

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I'd watch that shit