Watching Comedy Central at 11:30pm

>watching Comedy Central at 11:30pm
>parents are asleep
>pic related comes on
What do?

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get horny and then switch to cinemax for the softcore porn

To think I used to be able to jerk off to this. What happened?

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Imagine being a zoomer and finding your mom on one of these lmao

Why did they do it?
They didnt even get paid

This
Alcohol and MDMA

what was her name again?

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>>watching Comedy Central at 11:30pm
>>parents are asleep
>>pic related comes on
I'm a boomer, and I remember this.
Along with softcore public access porn in NYC.

it's pretty crazy how much porn really does desensitize you. Seeing this shit now doesn't even get me a chub

Me on the left

post early 2000s fapbait shows

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How naive are you?

>In March 2008, four women claimed that they suffered emotional distress by being shown in Girls Gone Wild film.[25] In April 2011, an all-female jury declined to award damages to the plaintiffs.[25]
lol

>What do?
Wait a coupla years. Go on Usenet. DL the entire GGW library.
Many faps were had.
I hated how the black girls in GGW were so prudish, though. That's not even real.

I always found this commercial disgusting and trashy. Keep in mind, I was cumming atleast 7 times a day at this time

furtabate masturiously

And here I always thought of it as wholesome and fun (but still trashy).

My nigga.

This and the episodes of the Howard Stern show they used to show was fapkino

In canada we would put on the french channel around midnight and there would be classy softcore porno. I think it was called Blue Nuit. Showcase also showed some tiddies at night

>it's pretty crazy how much porn really does desensitize you. Seeing this shit now doesn't even get me a chub
I don't even understand that. I downloaded a bunch of stuff with chicks flashing and if I tried to fap to it today it would still work well.
I think maybe you have some sort of mental illness if you need harder and harder porn

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latin lovers

>need a quick wank before school

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this was great and the random latin soap opera softcore porn shows

there was one GGW girl, she was really cute, thin and young looking blonde with gigantic tits and a tiny waist who was super wasted and when the dudes asked her to flash shes says "i want the shirt first, i want it first" then flashes and her tits are enormous, it was kino and ive never been able to find her since

Why did the ggw guy go to jail instead of the girls who lied about their age going to jail for fraud?

*steel drums intensify*

Had a cloth couch back then and when ever this commercial came on I'd fuck the cushions. Probably jizzed between those cushions hundreds of times. My parents gave that couch away to charity too which I still find hilarious

My own white whale was this girl wit long black hair, like Italian almost. I think she was wearing a red dress. I cannot find it

I used to get this spanish channel that would play latin girls dancing in bikinis for half an hour every morning and I don't know what happen to it. Damn.

for me it was pants off dance off
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>some little poor kid curls up with it every night

C**M

Her and her daughter do workout vids together. Its as great as you imagine it to be

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This is literally the first thing I ever masturbated to. iirc it took me 2 commercials to actually cum.

>got a pavlovian response to steel drums
>now can't even get hard without thinking about lgfs

wtf happened bros? ;_;

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Anyone remember that skinemax show Passion Cove? There was one episode where a couple rents the beach house with a sex therapist to save their marriage. Faps were had.

Yeah I mean I was jerking to internet porn by the late 90's, and I still have no problem rubbing one out in the morning while still lying in bed if I'm waking up with wood.

Damn y'all niggers are fucking cringe, busting nuts over some teasing...pathetic

>couldnt wait until i was old enough to get a CC to buy this
>now all free on pornhub

>oldfaggots actually fapped this this shit
Lmao you guys can’t be real

Based thot-patrolling coven

lucky fags. if i try to fap to anything other than hardcore porn, it takes like 15 minutes and all i get is a weak dribble

You had to be there, zoomer. Your options to see porn as a kid in the 90s were either download a blurry video on a 12 kbps connection or wait for a magazine to fall out of a trucker's cab.

Used to just fucking hammer it to this when I stayed home from school sick

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>tfw fapkino is my memory of fucking girls in high school and college

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thread theme

I usually would edge during the show, then wait for the commercial to speed up and coom

>need a quick wank before school
I was more into Body Electric.

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Same I can barely get a boner anymore and I do not even watch that much porn

Trish Stratus or Lita, who you taking?

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Bruh Im pretty sure thats ED.

How the fuck did you guys fap to shit like this? Skinemax I get since it actually had nudity and fake sex but this shit? How desperate were you?

That's not fapkino, that's fuckino

>next on TRL, Hit Me Baby One More Time

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Talk to a doctor bros

Yeah I got some Cialis and trying natural stuff too. The Cialis works for sex but next day I have a bad headache. Trying natural nitric oxide sups and stuff now. I should just hang myself

Chyna

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Go play fortnite zoomie I could jerk off to a cloud that vaguely looked like tits if you squinted

Tip Drill was the best music video to fap to

I did they say it is stress and that you can get tests but the end result is you take dick pills so might as well skip the tests and take viagra. I’m trying to exercise and eat better. I am not fat or a porn addict