Watch horror movie

>watch horror movie
>[sound get low, then loud with ugly face]

>watch "sci"-fi movie
>aliens are just humans with tumors and skin cancer

>watch action movie
>camera keeps shaking making it hard to actually see the fake punches, kicks, and shitty cgi

>watch comedy movie
>"doodoo caca peepee" and sexist/racist 'jokes'

>watch romantic love movie
>all the romantic love is either not there or censored

>watch "slice of life" movie
>everyone is a psychopathic sociopath with no empathy

Why is it all... just shit?

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Suspension of disbelief, user. Non humanoid aliens are probably more realistic but would be harder to convey human relatable emotions. It helps with the story.

Movies suck. I have seen one good movie in the last two years. It really was only tolerable.

Ready Player One did it right
Same with Avatar
Films like the recent Planet of Apes show humans that you don't need to have that sunken in face to show emotion

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Sexism and racism are based bigot. Although your chin is clearly not big enough to properly appreciate such divine comedy

>not appreciating sexism/racism means you are a bigot
the fucking state of this generation

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Both of those movies suck balls

why do faggots keep putting makeup on animals?

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People who make movies suck. I think someone wanting to make movies is a good sign that they're bad at making movies. People should be selected to work in the motion picture industry against their will the way China selects olympic athletes.

Why do humans?
I know they need to just to look decent but why lie?

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disgusting. and ironically a lot of that acne is probably caused by all that makeup

that cat is making me feel weird

I don't know.

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it is bigoted to be intolerant of sexism and racism

Holy shit does she have a youtube, i need this dark magic

>Why is it all... just shit?
Because you have wasted the prime of your life and now your mind is finally revolting against you with depression, turning everything that you once frittered your time away with to shit.

>prime

That could be any age. Im 32 and ive never been happier

Someone definitely has fapped to this video.

What, I grew some more neurons and realized most cinema is really just... shit?
Books, fan works, or independent projects have been better. There's just some agenda, some formula many are forced to abid by in Hollywood. Or just general retard executives

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Neither of those movies did anything right and you should probably consider suicide, you unlovable virgin.

You know what he means. Every joke is about the same stereotypes. Name me one comedy from the 21st century that doesn't have a gay joke of some sort.

yikes, no need to project you sad incel

kek

How long have you had that hard drive?

>camera keeps shaking making it hard to actually see the fake punches
Are you saying you want to see the fake punches?

>Ready Player One did it right

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>watch biography movie
>it’s nothing but kino

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Ok this made me laugh

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