>dude the guy who zapped the little dino gets killed but a bunch of little dinos later!
brilliant writing there Spielberg
>dude the guy who zapped the little dino gets killed but a bunch of little dinos later!
brilliant writing there Spielberg
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uhh yeah. Whats it like being completely incapable of having fun?
he's sending a message to the enemies of israel
>fun
How in the fuck did they kill him? I don't care if his arm was broken, he could have easily broken their necks with just one. It makes sense in the book because they explain that the little fuckers have venom, but that's never established in LW.
pottery
there were thousands of them retard
>group of guys hunting dinosaurs
>most of them get killed by dinosaurs
hack
he was already delirious from blood loss from multiple attacks
if a bunch of chickens with sharp teeth started pecking at you trying to rip out your eyes and your lips and your dick and your armpits you'd die too
Probably blood loss or biting at arteries and shit, if you get bitten everywhere they'll hit something important. How do you think ants or pirahna kill things?
>thousands
Shut up nigfer there were at MOST 30
Id punch their fucking brains out
No he os correct the sheer adrenaline induced motive power would have of allowed him to sprint away while tearing them off and wringing their necks/kicking and stomping them. I love Steve but he fucked up here and to be honest he probably knows it.
They don’t, they’re scavengers
Are you stupid, fucker. There weren't even a hundred.
You could step on them and kill them. Come on.
>dude just fight off dozens of ferocious animals attacking at once while youre on the ground delirious and weakened from blood loss
Yes.
the little faggot can't even into starfish
He was standing up, dumb dumb. There was zero indication of blood-loss as well. Make up more shit. He dies because movie retardism.
Pretty sure I could kill all the chickens before they injured me, unless there were literally hundreds of them. 1 swift kick to a chicken could kill it.
Completely untrue, chickens are fucking monsters dude. Plus you'd probably freeze up if you saw one of them coming at you, chickens are unnaturally fast and aggressive and your brain just isnt equipped to handle that, you just immediately lose all rationality and go into fight or flight
t. chicken mcnugget
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I am not convinced he couldn't have escaped from or scared them off at this point. To say nothing of how stupid the setup for this scene was, with him walking away to take a piss on dinosaur island.
Book explains their bites are toxic. They nip their prey to death with hundreds of tiny bites slowly poisoning it.
In the real world though, they ate bugs. Had humans been around we probably would have eaten them.
Muh dik
death by a thousand cuts
What would you do to her Yas Forums?
did she died
No, the old man talking to buckaroo banzai says she's fine.