>pitch me your film idea, you have 30 seconds
Pitch me your film idea, you have 30 seconds
Nathan Brooks
Joshua Lee
Fuck niggers.
Ayden Jones
A Hitler and Stalin buddy cop movie where they gotta stop WW1 from breaking out in an alternate history Europe. At some point in the film they fight a giant spider, that's all I got so far.
Michael Lee
Fight Club but with incels and roasties
Jose Watson
Duke nukem movie
Isaac Long
cute girls doing cute things
Leo Lopez
holy based, i'd watch this
Josiah Clark
Ok, so it's 1865 and the slaves are free, they're even being given free pass back where they came from!
..Thing is...they don't want to leave!
It's up to a defunct rebel unit to force their former servants and current squatters to get the hell outta dixie!
Isaiah Hill
R rated of course
Lincoln Butler
A socially awkward student somehow has to teach 30 10yr olds how to swim for a competition
David Bennett
Hitler movie that tells his life story but with a different name so everyone feels sorry for him until they figure it out
Cooper White
guy gets catfished and flies all the way to ukraine, gets stuck in a cave there and has hallucinations. ends with him escaping into a clearing wear he runs into the arms of his hallucinated lover
Elijah Nguyen
His biopic
Jacob Sanders
The Summer Of 1992: A Kevin Nash Story
Julian Edwards
A slow burn atmospheric bone-chilling gut wrentching character development driven movie about Isabela Moner sitting on my face.
Joshua Bailey
a 27-year-old college dropout loser suddenly gains superpowers which make all women instantly fall for him and he gets smothered by breasts and ass of supermodels for the entire film
starring me
Jaxson Miller
Movie trylogy or Series about the Roman triumvirate
From the last days of Sulla to the Beginning of the Roman Principate under augustus
Julius Caesar : Al Pacino
Pompeus Magnus : Robert de Niro
Crassus : Joe Pesci
Sulla : Antonio Banderas
Marcus Antonius : Henry Cavill
Brutus : Thimothe Chalamet
Marcus Cassius Scaeva : Joe Manganiello
Cleopatra : Sofia Boutella
Pharnaces II : Luke Evans
Augustus : Orldando Bloom
Aggripa : Jim Caviezel
Cato : Jude Law
Juba I : Gerard Darmon
Juba II : Adel Bencherif
Spartacus : Tom Hardy
Ariovistus : Charlie Hunnam
Vercingetorix : Gerard Depardieu
Alexander Gutierrez
sorry sir, I must've dialed the wrong number. Can you direct me to the Based Department?
Alexander Cruz
A hedonistic, mediocre DJ bored of partying, drugs and women is depressed about his life. He wants meaning. He starts having strange dreams and seeing visions. He slowly pieces together that the symbols he sees in his visions belong to a very rare, virtually unknown Hindu sect that went extinct. The visions slowly go from peaceful and fulfilling to violent and horrific. At the end of the movie he realizes he's a direct descendant of a deity and a messiah who will usher the dark ages
Kayden Lopez
I marry my tomboy gf Sophia Lillis. Everyone is forced to see it in theaters. Runtime: 70 years
Carson Thomas
Marshal Ney during the retreat from Russia
Evan Ortiz
It sounds like you just want to see kids in swimsuits
Lincoln Lewis
Based
Holy based
Michael Bailey
Christopher Ortiz
congrats your pitch has already been turned into a color-by-number movie about napoleon at waterloo, please enjoy adam driver in "the marengo man"
Logan Clark
Tranny for president vice is lesbian and they actually win, movie of the year thank you thank you.
Liam Cox
Did I mention they're all girls
Brandon Brooks
Yas Forums the movie
Hudson Hernandez
Alien: Paradise directed by Ridley Scott
Jacob Lopez
It's about two people, a man and a woman, stuck in a spaceship in empty space. They don't recall how long they've been there, but they're mostly content. One day, they find another woman, who reveals the first woman is actually a shape shifting Eldritch being. The man rejects the second woman for the Eldritch being.
Noah Jenkins
That's the dumbest fucking idea for a movie I've ever heard in my entire life.
Fucking moron.
Checked!
Blake Cooper
A movie similar to the Matrix, but the "bad" guys are Germans who won WW2. The "reality" we live in right now is actually a simulation, the real world is the one where Germany won and every non-NPC is actually a politician or a high ranking/influential person from back then who was opposed to German hegemony.
Main characters are Churchill and Stalin, they're artificially kept alive and every time they die in the simulation, their memory is wiped, they respawn as someone new and the catch is that the simulation is centered around making them suffer through diversity as much as possible, until they're killed in their early 20's.
Something malfunctions and they realize who they are and attempt to stop their endless cycle of suffering but can't and go completely insane over the course of two-three more respawns.
Brandon Long
>It's a about a giant disembodied hand that zooms around the planet and crushes one random person with its index finger every day. It's called THE HAND and it's always slightly faster than you.
Asher Nguyen
Why is he greyscale? Is he an Angela Anaconda character?
Adam Clark
I laughed
Nolan Ortiz
He knows that only old films can be kino
Connor Rodriguez
>Why yes, i can be both in greyscale and in color, how did you not know?
Lucas Myers
shut up, Barry