LOVECRAFTIAN

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

if I had to guess I would say the camouflage is an “active state” so to speak that can’t be maintained after in death. But. I DONT FUCKING KNOW

noooooooooo
not the heckin squiderinos :((

They were so cute bros. Fuck that man.

Actually feel bad about the heckin squidderinos, just a pack of squids squiddling around, no sane person would want to catch them for food, but some chink or "exotic meals connoiseur" just had to get some squid fucking meat didn't they
Fucking wack

>calimari is exotic
they serve it fried at bars dude

>Abbot is death process

>never eaten calimari

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Americans only eat processes sludge squeezed into patty form

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wtf is that?

jesus christ, Yas Forums got full onions hasn't it

I just live in a shithole. Well, this looks tasty. Not sure how it would actually taste though, what is it like?

YOU は SHOCK

UNFATHOMABLE HORROR BTFO
HOW WILL THEIR EVER RECOVER THEIR GEOMETRY

AAAAAAAAAHHHH IT SHOULDNT EXIST IM GOING INSANE IT HAS EIGHT TENTACLES MAKE IT STOP ARRRRRGGHHH

I can't think of anything to compare it to. It taste good deep fried and dipped in something spicy, it taste good in pasta dishes.

THEY WALK NOW!!??!

It's milder in the seafood taste than shrimp and pretty light for a fried food.

Our succesors

squids are intelligent creatures and don't deserve this brutality

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGERMAN HELP ME

AAAAAHHHHHHH WTF THESE CEPHALOPODS ARE SO DIVERGENT FROM THE COMFORTABLE FAMILIARITY OF MY MAMMALIAN CO-HORTS I"M GOING INSANE

thought it was octopuses
are squid considered octopuses?

KILL IT NIGGERMAN

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>creature's actions are incomprehensible

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>What the hell is a dim mack?

It should be cheaply available near any coast. Texture is a bit rubbery depending on preparation but should be crispy when fried. It has that sweet seafood taste on its own but readily absorbs anything its marinated in. There's really nothing terrestrial to compare it to.

NO A REPUBLICAN
HELP ME NIGGERMAN

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And chinks eat animals whole and give us pandemics.

that's the ostrich equivalent of shitposting

me after a few beers

Was it autism?

Aw hell naw
>t. Niggerman

ostism, sad to see

>let me show you the dance of my people

No. Squids are considerably less intelligent than octopuses and cuddlefish, but some animal cruelty laws protect all cephalopods.

That's actually a little based

Based
I wish we had some more boomer killing palgues.

me vs a janny

It has a really rubbery texture and is kind of like tilapia but a little saltier. Like that other user said it's hard to describe, but it's quite good.

real good
t. born and raised in a place known for fried squid and squids in general, so much we have a friendly demonym related to a specific squid variant of the area
not asian btw

chaotic neutral

The darker colour was camouflage. The pale colour is their natural state.

Portugal?

it was seemingly done quickly tho? snip the nerves and the squid goes limp

Kek, even the animals in Australia are shitposters.

>creature has it all figured out

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kek, I can't tell if thats a territorial display or a mating dance