Break. fast

>break. fast.
>breakfast
bravo george

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> fort night
>fortnight
Wow, way to get ahead of the curve.

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>Aeron Damphair
>damp hair

>Need to make fantasy world feel familiar to medieval times but different
>They say "Ser" instead of "Sir"
Fucking brilliant, truly the American Tolkien.

>tax. es.
>taxes
Great work

>"As useless as nipples on a breastplate."
>Finally! You've done it, Georgie! That stupid trope is over!

>2 and 1
>21

Genius

>nuncle

is this b8?

>FRIED RICE
>FIRED RICE
>FIRE RICE
>FIRE ICE
Bravo Jorge

>ned is short for eddard

What was Aragorn's defecation routine?

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What did you expect? Would you rather his name was Neddard?

how about his nickname just being Ed

>weirdwood
>has a weird face in the wood

>birthday
>nameday
>name day
Amazing. You can't write this stuff

This is just what Breakfast means, not an invention of George's.

>control mind
>govern. ment.
bravo george

I don't give a mummer's fart about your opinion, OP.

Birthday is the date of birth.
Name day is the day commemorating the saint a person is named after.

>fish. sticks.
>fishsticks
Bellissimo

Martin apologist will defend this with "lul, the whole point is to depict Dany as a regular human who has diarrhea like a regular person. It's simply genious!"
To which I say, was this the only way to do it?

What is worst overused phrase by George?
>make her water
>break my/their fast
>useless as nipples on a breastplate
>wherever whores go
>words are wind
>you know nothing
>mine own nuncle
>it is known
>dark wings dark words
>reek, reek it rhymes with....

euron?

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I think I'd argue she was finally shitting out all that black magic mojo she earned in the tent.

>words are wind
The "reek rhymes with" is so tiresome.

probably his sex scenes
>manhood
>seed
>she took him inside her

>that paragraph where he has a 14 year old Daenerys describe the taste of drogo’s semen
Kek, the sex scenes are even worse than roastie fanfiction

Winds of winter when bros

>bob is short for robert

based

Dick is short for Richard

Unironically this.

>was this the only way to do it?
No, but between a clinical description of her experiencing the shits and the resulting hallucinations and a funny one, why not the latter?

Describe this man’s prose with one word.
>Drab

It varies from simple to intricate depending on the context. Something more mundane is simple for brevity's sake, something like the birth of the dragons, for example, more elaborate.