IN A WORLD...
IN A WORLD
WHERE VOMIT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH
AND PEEPEE MY POOPOO
AND THE MOB WANTED HIM
DEAD
ONE MAN
BANE?
INGROWN TOENAILS...
ONE MAN. ALONE. BETRAYED BY THE COUNTRY HE LOVES.
FUCKS NIGGERS
*record scratch* AND A TALKING DOG?
FROM PRODUCER VINCE MCMAHON
AND A STAR-STUDDED CAST HEADLINED BY
IDRIS ELBA
WHERE SNEED LIVES BY ONE RULE
JACKIE CHAN IS BACK!
WHERE A PUPPER HAS ONE PURPOSE
*single piano note rings out*
>slow piano version of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun starts playing
HUGE COCKED FUTANARIS JUST WANT TO ENJOY THEMSELVES
>ITS TIME TO STOP RUNNING TEX...
BUT THEYRE ABOUT TO FIND OUT
THAT MULTICULTURALISM
*HNNNNNNNNNGGGGG*
BEING A SUPERHERO IS... DARE I SAY IT.... HARD!
>Peter Parker: 2021...
>SONY PRESENTS
>Peter Parker: I am forgotten...
>A MOVIE BY SAM RAIMI
>Mary Jane: They commit 50% of the crimes, Peter, this city needs you...
>Scared, visibly shaken black man: S-spider-Man?! I thought you was retired?!
>Spider-Man laughs
>Spider-Man: Well, you people are giving me no choice!
>the mans eyes open widely as Spider-Man hits him
>black man: NO, DON'T!
>Spider-Man about to perform curbstomp: SO LONG NI-
>SPIDER-MAN 4
>COMING SUMMER 2021
HE THOUGHT HE HAD IT ALL
>A FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA FILM...
>AND A TALKING DOG?!
>ITS A DOGGIE DOG WORLD OUT THERE...
Thanks for killing the thread, cockbreath.
AND BEING A DOG LAWYER
IS REALLY RUFF BUSINESS
DOGS, DOGS NEVER CHANGE
ROB SCHNEIDER IS...
A FAGGOT