Have you ever met any celebrity?

Have you ever met any celebrity?

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I bet Billy Connolly as a kid, my dad performed at the same club as him for a while, absolute class act of a guy.

Kind of. I met Richard Stallman once. Probably the most disgusting human being alive.

Met Patrick Warburton and the first black Power Ranger (Walter). They seemed fine.

I met Warrick Davis outside of a Tesco express. Told him he was cool in Willow, and asked him if he needed help getting thing from the top shelves. He called me a wanker and walked off. I legit only wanted to help.

Emma is literally wife material

Warwick has always had a short temper so this is not a surprise. You were the bigger man by not reacting.

Did he fuck you?

in what way

He's got a short fuse.

Jeffrey Daniel from the '80s RnB group Shalamar taught me how to backslide. In return, I shared the anus of an Australia boy I was working on the side.

Kind of.
I emailed Mark Wahlberg and he replied a month later (after I emailed him again to ask if he received the previous email) accusing me of writing an email that was inconsiderately long and being a "worryingly delusional" person. He asked me not to email him again and and it really wasn't the reaction I was hoping for.

Be glad he didn't glass you.

People will call him based but there is nothing based about being an egotistical diva.

Me too, before I knew who he was.
I though he was a hobbo that broke into the university building

What was the first e-mail about?

yes i fucked emma watson, ama reddit!

not really but I did get cut off in a Safeway parking lot by sir mixalot

I met Andy Serkis, hes a really nice affable guy

Dear Mr. Wahlberg / Mark, please don't continue beyond this sentence if you are busy or otherwise distracted with more pressing matters. You kept reading? Great! Well first for introductions. My name's [my name] and I've watched to all of your movies. Deepwater wasn't great in my opinion but Fighter really was a gripping watch. I digress. The reason for my writing you today is to inquire as to whether you could provide for me any advice that you would have given to yourself at a younger age when you were filming your first commercials and no-doubt dreaming of acting (and other) success? Wow, still haven't introduced myself, huh. Well, here's the slim. I'm 23 years old and I recently graduated from acting classes with a degree in dramataturgy. Suffice to say I've struggled to find a job but I have in the time I have been unemployed recorded several video auditions that I am confident will have a major effect on the way Hollywood perceive greek dramaturgic acting method should it find a producer willing to give it a chance. Here's when you come in, Mark (do you mind me calling you that?). I have discovered your address via legal means online and I am wondering whether you would be willing to receive my video portefolio in its entirety, along with the liner notes (I'll even throw in my photo for free!) and first of all give me your feedback on it and then, providing you enjoy it to pass it on to your Hollywood friends (I know how well-connected you folks are) so that I can avoid the dreaded reject pile of doom! Anyways, so let me know asap and I can have the Blu-ray on your straw 'Welcome' mat by the end of the week. If you'd rather I hand it to you in person and take some time to discuss our respective views on film contemporary and otherwise I would love to visit your house at [his address] and spend a few hours shooting the shit. So let me know Mark and we can then discuss the next step of our correspondence. Thanking you again and again, [my name].

That's the impression I've gotten from him but I haven't heard any stories about his depravity

>inb4 the LARPer who “works in wardrobe” and has “fucked every A list actress you can think of”

Met Emilia Clark once and she was cool
She took a pic with my ex

Almost had a head on collision with Stephen King on an empty two lane street.

Warwick Davis is a short little midget

You're cringe

couldn't make it past the third sentence

jesus christ, good bait

have you ever talked to a celebrity?

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He's real. I believe. Just let me believe. Believeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I met George W. Bush as a kid and shook his hand, Hank Hill was right and it was a limp handshake, but he could have been softballing it cause I was a kid

i know that guy. i fucked his wife.

Old pasta, can’t quite remember who the original was aimed at though. Some musician

kek

I know that guy. He fucked me. I'm a man btw

Kek

When I was a kid I got to meet Martina McBride and put my hand on her hip. I also met the legless guy from Jerry Springer at a Family Dollar. He got pissed that I kept looking at his no legs.

Kek
I met Michael Dorn. He’s a pretty neat guy.

pretty much every girl I've ever followed has looked like her in some way (dress style, freckles etc.) one day I'm sure Ill meet and breach that White Whale...

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