First, let me start off by saying that I am the biggest Dune fan, no one is as big a Dune fan as I am. I read Dune the first day it came out in 1965, and also the following novels the first day they came out.
My biggest problem with the newest film coming out came when I read that Denis Villeneuve shot most of the Arrakis scenes in the deserts of Jordan. Are you kidding me? The fact that it's not even shot on location in Arrakis is going to ruin the film for me. How are we supposed to believe that this is an alien world when it's filmed on Earth? This most likely means there probably won't even be real sandworms in the film. What a joke.
I don't know why he doesn't shave the hair inbetween the eyebrows.
Andrew Ward
weak
Justin Watson
because he's not a faggot
Logan Cooper
>This most likely means there probably won't even be real sandworms in the film. What a joke. I heard Christian Bale actually put on a bunch of weight for the role of the worm which is the next best thing desu.
Elijah Cox
because contrary to popular opinion he’s a straight male
Jonathan Roberts
You motherfuckers are taking this joke earnestly instead of making fun of it for being intentionally reddit?
Does Chalamet ever have hope of eventually growing proper stubble with age? I ask because I'm younger than him by like a few months and we've got the same hair situation when it comes to eyebrows and facial hair (hence why I shave daily cause I don't want that patchy shit on my face) but I want a five o clock shadow for fuck's sake.
Aiden Roberts
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP MAKING JOKES REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Yikes bro...
Henry Kelly
I'd love to kick in his pea-sized testicles. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his groin, send that redditor faggot staggering backwards through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own cheeto and Mountain Dew-laced vomit, his scrotum a mangled mess of blood and pulp barely attached to the rest of his groin, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, squashing his balls like overripe grapes and finally ending his pathetic lineage.
Nicholas Watson
>I'd love to kick in his pea-sized testicles. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his groin, send that redditor faggot staggering backwards through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own cheeto and Mountain Dew-laced vomit, his scrotum a mangled mess of blood and pulp barely attached to the rest of his groin, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, squashing his balls like overripe grapes and finally ending his pathetic lineage.
