It's time to admit that these films were not bad. In fact they were pretty good, particularly Revenge of the sith

It's time to admit that these films were not bad. In fact they were pretty good, particularly Revenge of the sith.

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No. 1977-1983 only

just thinking about these films and having all those horrid scenes play back in my head just makes me angry.

They weren't 'pretty good' at all your fucking retarded zoomer, they were masterpieces

They're shit.
>three villains, one for each film. All shit.
>story structured like "get from point A to point B" which half assed ways from doing so (like going to a cantina where the fat CGI owner just happens to know how to help) because George can't tell an organically flowing story
>all the retconning and ruining of OG trilogy concepts

garbage takes

The romance between Padmé and Anakin was so cringy and forced, Anakin constantly acted like a hormonal teenager.
And Padmé, supposedly a Senator with strong humanitarian principles, was like, totally chill with her Jedi escort committing a small genocide.

dude I slaughtered a bunch of literal children a few hours ago, but you know the jedi are actually evil, from my point of view ofcourse haha

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Based

>three villains, one for each film. All shit.

this is such a bizarre and stupid criticism, i can't imagine who was the first to come up with it but ten thousand retards must have by now parroted him. there's ONE VILLAIN, THIS GUY. all the other villains, bar none, were his dupes and mooks.

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Revenge is unironically the second best Star Wars film.

Y’all niggas just mad he made the movies entirely to sell toys and video games

Dare I say a.. phantom menace?

Anakin is a hormonal teenager.
Padme's "strong humanitarian principles" are contingent and circumscribed. she's a slave owner for christ's sake, she openly thinks of 3PO/R2 as subordinate property despite the fact that we know from the original movies that they are people with their own minds, their own wills. She feels bad about Anakin slaughtering some desert barbarians, but she never knew them and she never will.

There was a blank page in the script. The characters were moving from one location to another. The writer writes: "...and then Jar Jar Binks steps into a pile of shit and says "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH, ICKY YICKY POO!!!"

Simply breathtaking, absolute masterpiece.

It's time to admit all the Star Wars movies are bad, with mediocre dialogue

In case anyone was wondering, the new UHD releases suck cock. They still can’t get the picture right in the OT.

I and III are great movies though, II can fuck off.

>Three villains
No. Palpatine is the villain throughout all three movies.
>Point A to Point B
You mean it is similar to every flowing adventure story that doesn't take place in a single room?
>Retconning original trilogy
Midi-chlorians are shit, yes, I'll give you that.
>Ruining original trilogy
No. I believe they serve to supplement the original trilogy because you literally see the deliberate formation of the empire.

Love me prequels, simple as.

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Palpatine warped his mind with sith mind influence you dumbfuck. Obi-wan spelled it out clear as crystal for you when he said "You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind until you have become the very thing you swore to destroy"

After betrayed killed Windu, Sheev was so deep in Anakins mind, manipulating every aspect of it after his submission. When he told Anakin the Jedi were planning to immediately murder every member of the senate and Anakin agreed that was definetely their plan, you think Sheev didn't influence his mind at all to make him think that way? He just has these incredible mind altering powers and he's just going to be like "Nah im not gonna use them fuck it" Get the fuck out of here dude.

Mongoloids like you are the reason these films get a bad name. You didn't understand these movies at all. There's 1000 other things you didn't get about these films too. Stop talking shit and eat fucking shit.

oops typo

Tried rewatching Phantom Menace recently and it's nothing short of awful. It's absolutely mind boggling this whole production happened. It's a 1/5.

revenge is the only star wars movie I like, but I dont really like star wars

Podracing in Ep.1 is my favorite scene in the franchise. Fucking love the sounds and shit.

The Phantom Menace is not a good movie. Acting is shit. CGI is shit. Story is shit. Direction is shit. Pacing is shit.

Darth Maul and the score are literally it's only good qualities.

All Star Wars sucks. It’s time to grow up.

The Phantom Menace is ok. Other two are complete trash

>noo stop liking good movies

>good
Boy this place really is reddit. Have you even seen a movie that wasn’t Star Wars or superheroes? Kill yourself.

Antiprequelfags will never admit it because they're too invested into it, it would be like denying the last 20 years of their lives. They prefer to attack the prequels for perceived flaws that are just characteristic traits of pre-mouse Star Wars that even the OT was loaded with.

They also can't admit they're indirectly responsible for the sequels being like they are, so they prefer to soldier on and keep pretending.

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Do you have any actual argument besides naming random websites?

Star Wars is an uninspired, dull universe with very little logic to it, its characters are bland caricatures that are poorly acted, its story is either completely nonsensical (like the prequels), or completely boring and predictable (like the originals). There is nothing to this universe but fancy explosions and pew pew and there is a shit ton of better stuff out there, but underage normalfags like you think Star Wars is “kino” because you were mesmerized by flashing lights and fast-paced action scenes. Literally no different from superhero movies.
There, is that enough argument for you, redditor?

>plotfagging on my board