PLEASE LET ME WORK AHHHHHH

>PLEASE LET ME WORK AHHHHHH

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>that boomer in the guy fawkes mask
my fucking sides

Working right now AMA.

Why is America the only country like this?

Why are Burger Americans like this?

Are you American?

Every time I see this my brain thinks it is a still from a zombie movie

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>wagies literally know no different

>tfw getting paid full time wages to host a 30 minute zoom meeting in my pajamas once every other day

3 more months

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They dont' want to work they want you to work so they can CONSUME.

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Can an American please justify this? This is blatantly irresponsible during a pandemic

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Whom are you quoting?

>PLEASE LET US DIE WE NEED TO RESCUE MR SHEKELBERG'S STOCK PORTFOLIO

it's truly fascinating, no other country performs such weird and fucking retarded actions, it's like they're taught to be whiny consumerist cucks from birth

Kek

i'm "working" right now too, by which i mean i turned my work laptop on and won't touch it again today unless someone ims me. neets don't know what they're missing.

>They dont' want to work they want you to work so they can CONSUME
>except you you fucking white male, you go work, I need my electricity, hot water, Netflix, delivery food six times a day and every Amazon service

Why do berniebro faggots want people to get infected and die just so they can live in luxury?

Mother, father and the taxpayers need to work in order for you to be able to enjoy your tendies, user.

At first I thought this was a screenshot from The Walking Dead making fun of Trump supporters.

>GIVE US BOOTS TO LICK, WE'RE SO DESPERATE

>probably prepped enough to survive for 5 years
>go mad when you can't get a haircut
do boomers really

consoom zombies

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE what do you mean society can function perfectly fine without me and other non-essential workers

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What the fuck are you talking about

very based, same, I'm in my daily meeting right as I'm typing this

>let us golf
>let us get our teeth cleaned
>let us get a hair cut
You can do all of these at home

>tfw getting a bonus, hazard pay, and trumpbux

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I NEED A HAIRCUT REEEEE

They are such retards. I hope they get sick.

we've created a monster

>internship got delayed to after coronavirus
>could either find contract work in the meantime or go on unemployment and earn a similar amount for doing nothing

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What do you do that you're still working but have no work load?
I'm still working but I'm a medical researcher so it's pretty much life as usual except WFH 2-3 days a week and the lab has limits for how many people can be in there at once.

where does the straw go???

It's called a work ethic euros wouldn't understand.

most of that stuff can be done with social distancing. MAGAts want hairdressers and sit down restaurants and churches to open

oh yes they totally look like "berniebro faggots" and not Karens at all kek

>tfw earning $1500 a month just playing video games and eating pizza

Amercian boomers have such bad cases of brainworms at this point that they'd gladly tolerate any genocide or other moral atrocity if it would spare them even the tiniest inconvenience. They've worshipped at the altar of selfishness for so long that they're blinkered as to any form of human suffering other than their own relatively minor annoyances.

Some people actually have to WORK in order to pay bills, OP. Not EVERY person can sit at home collecting Autismbux while jerking it to pictures of children. You would know this if you weren't a welfare queen NEET yourself.

Shit did I say a month? I meant a week.

I MUST DO EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I AM TOLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There's gonna be a surge of dead MAGA boomers this summer. I can't fucking wait.

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>most of that stuff can be done with social distancing

No, not really.

If your job actually matters or you're smart enough to comply with distancing requirements you can still do it.
All this is doing is a long overdue cutting of the fat. I wrote my local MP about how as one of those still paying taxes I would very much like them to implement a UBI to keep the time wasters at home indefinitely so that resources can stop being wasted on their shitty non-jobs.

me on the left

>PLEASE PUT ME BACK IN THE WAGE CAGE, MASTER. I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.
Jeez dude, you're only supposed to lick the boot, not deepthroat the entire thing

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No wonder the economy is tanking, they are paying you morons to sit around and do nothing all day. I hope people like you rot.

based boomer. he put his money where his mouth was, and died a martyr before his ungrateful zoomer kids could put him in a home. i bet he willed his savings to the trump campaign.

You can cut your hair at home, clean your teeth at home and play golf at home.

Good

Of registered voters, 93% of all deaths have been Democrats

>haircuts and teeth-cleaning
>CONSOOMING

No, NEET. That's called basic hygiene. And for most people it's a necessity after a certain point.

>boomers all go out and protest in a big crowd
>get the virus
>die
Why aren't we encouraging this again? Seems like the problem will fix itself.

kek

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LOL

that bold ass nigga needing a haircut XD

kino

>One guy out of tens of thousands died.
HA! TAKE THAT, MAGATARDS!

been at home for over a month now
I work for a luxury car manufacturer in software testing
the workload is halved and what I do have to do I finish up quickly, it's basically just a daily meeting everyday

These are just morons daily life for actual workers has been practically uninterrupted ie supply chain jobs these people are just bored at home

Bro I've been cutting my own hair.

>haircuts and teeth-cleaning
You can do that AT HOME

Are dentists actually closed in the US?

>tweeter is a beady-eyed weasel-boy with a Three Stooges hair
Wow, who saw that coming?

>Open us, we need to work for sending more than 38 billion to Israel

Some people just cant wait to protest.

reminds me of the r/donald boomers talking posting on Yas Forums

Fair enough, that's the benefit of being salaried not hourly, take full advantage user.

I don't feel like this is the true reason anyone is protesting, most normal people are just going on unemployment if they get laid off and staying inside.

>Can an American please justify this?
People need to fucking work in order to pay bills, pay rent, buy food, etc. You would know this if you weren't on some government dole all your life. In fact people working is where the taxes that fund your dole come from.

r/thedonald shit

The jobs that have been lost are mostly fake, imaginary service jobs like hospitality, entertainment and all the other useless shit that revolves around them

So I know Yas Forums has a Trump-bias. Are they supporting this or against it?

based, source?

>leave house to go fishing
>get arrested for violating lockdown

It's so fucking great no longer having to look busy all day when it only takes me about an hour to do my actual work. I just wish I was still at my old job which had heaps of fappable chicks I'd be in meetings with, my current job is full of old hags.

>I don't feel like this is the true reason anyone is protesting
I'll be sure and let you know when what you personally "feel" matters in any fucking way.

Teeth cleaning needs to be done once per year so there's no rush. Second, haircuts can be done by yourself or a family member. There's tons of guides out there.

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