My job is (any job other than doctor)

I study in medschool, am i one of the only non sheeple people? One of the only morally right ones?

My job is a Hospital Manager, as you already know. Dr user, please step into my office. We need to talk about your opinion that you have the best job and you work for no one.

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You are literally a puppet for the pharma industry. Good job

It's not exactly rocket science

Psychiatric nurse, if it helps. Basically, I restrain psychotic patients and get punched a lot.

>job

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You're alright.

>any job other than a trade
(laughing image)

careful, not a doctor. i'm a brain surgeon.

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and you are a guy on a bengali water filtering forum good job

You're cool. I don't like dealing with those guys.

i did finance and i'm unemployed

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>thank you doctors in this time of crisis, we are grateful for your government-approved legal drug dealing

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>look at me, I am white trash
lmao

Alright jokes aside I have no idea where this meme comes from. You can make insane amounts IF you want to (many don't care).

For example, want a very flexible schedule, more money than 95% of the pop and loads of free time/holidays? Locum as a GP.

Want more money than you could possibly imagine in your late twenties? Do residency in family med/psych/something else not competitive then immigrate to the usa

Want a load of money but don't mind waiting until later in life? Train in whichever speciality you want and work in Dubai once you got consultant.

Meme. There aren't anywhere near enough doctors in many countries so unless he's running mass general or somewhere desirable the doctor can quit on the spot (well obviously you've got to wait for a replacement) and increase his locum shifts the next day completely unaffected.

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I'm a social worker who works in a hospital and earns $80 US an hour. Pretty sure I earn more than nurses especially on weekends. Feels pretty good bruhs.

based

Have sex.

Schools nobody ever heard of don't count

i did a meme business degree and now i work in finance

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Medical Professionals outside of Paramedics are always massive faggots.

>haha i love doing peasant work and having a blown out, deteriorating health situation by age 35

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I hate work life. I hated school social life. I’m a stuttering mumbling unconfident anxiety ridden mentally ill loner that has quit every job he’s had. Believe me, I’ve had opportunity to be successful and I fucked it all up. I literally cannot function in the work place. Because of this my Dad has disowned me. My mom is there for me, but in a “I feel so sorry for him” way. I think of Suicide daily, I’ve also turned into an alcoholic since I lost my plumbing job last summer

>bro just go to Dubai and live without roots or ethics
Again, should have picked finance

How old are you user? Do you still live with your parents?

27 and I live in a rental. I do skip the dishes for a job now. It pays the bills but it’s a shit dead end job

>modern medicine saves lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>you must worship scientism, doctors, and governments owned by globalist billionaires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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best uni in my country
dey took er jawbs. technically i did business and finance anyway.

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>having any other than software engineering & robotics

lmao , kys doctor niggers while im drinking my comfy coffee and creating spacecrafts

you deal with all cough cough shits

Countries nobody ever heard of dont count either

I physically can't stand hospitals. They repulse me on a metaphysical level. If I woke up tomorrow with a job at a hospital I'd fucking kill myself after my morning coffee. Something about being surrounded by the sickeningly sterile environment with its pale stale color palette, thousands of sick disgusting boomers, and worst of all the hospital staff itself. I'd rather work in a morgue, at least the people would be more interesting.

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Cope.

>studied history and german
>easy degree
>got job in diplomatic service
>got stationed in Germany and paid to live in first world country
Yeah, it was based.

>he’s over 25
>he isn’t making 80k a year minimum
>he isn’t a home owner
>he isn’t 200lbs and jacked as fuck
>he doesn’t bench 315lbs
>he doesn’t deadlift 5pl8s
>he doesn’t vacation every year
>he doesn’t have a social circle

iktf bro, that sterile environment makes me incredibly uncomfortable. luckily i've yet to spend any time longer than an hour in a hospital in my 30 years.

>Meme. There aren't anywhere near enough doctors in many countries so unless he's running mass general or somewhere desirable the doctor can quit on the spot (well obviously you've got to wait for a replacement) and increase his locum shifts the next day completely unaffected.
It says here you quit your last job? Dr user, I'm afraid we can't hire someone as unreliable as you. Luckily for us, the government told us that the next batch of 50 Dr Pajeets and Abduls is coming by Monday. Please have your office emptied by then.

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I drive corpses all day. I get payed 200% as risk compensation ever since this shit started too. Pic related is me

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You've got to remember not everyone is blessed with American citizenship, and doctors are able to work in other countries very easily where they can make far more than imaginable in their home countries. It's also debateably the only career where you can easily travel the world as a civilian and get paid well.

My dad did Agronomy in Brazil and then got a job at Goldman Sachs lmao
Too bad I'm a disappointment and nowhere near as accomplished

you've definitely heard of my country, 56% of america claims their great-grandma came from there and therefore its a big part of their heritage.

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Same here. After having surgery and going to a hospital for over drinking, I cannot stand the thought of being there 5 days a week or more.

>Uhhh I believe you have the wrong CV? I've been a locum for the last 10 years, as shown.

Italy or Ireland?

>tfw worked burger fast food place
>quit yesterday
>didn't even give a notice

I have enough to live for a while and to buy a shotgun when I want to die

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nice try FBI

What is this locust you keep talking about? Indeed your humor will be missed Dr user. Nonetheless, please clean your office by Monday morning at the latest, Dr Hakim will take your spot. Thank you for your service. It was a privilege.

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>vacation every year
"Vacations" are why poor people stay poor.