Do you stand FUCKING Roman, Yas Forums? Do you?!

Do you stand FUCKING Roman, Yas Forums? Do you?!

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But what of Good Solonius?

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Why do you americans like Spartacus so much?

I would toss that little manlet

Burgers love braindead, easy to understand dialogue and slow motion fight scenes.

What's the harness for? What is the glove for? And why is he only wearing one? Why is his belt so thick despite not wearing any pants? Why is he next to being naked but still got dick armor?

I just started rewatching Spartacus season 1 the other day and it's every bit as good as I remembered.
Way better than Rome. Literally the only TV show that's worth watching, other than some high production value miniseries.

We love violence and tits

You got me on the harness idk. Glove for armor id guess, half ass shield type of deal. Sword hand free for dexterity. Thick belt to protect the more vulnerable area where there is no rib cage and it's all just soft tissue. Dick armor for every obvious reason.

But it's fingerless. That's a pritty shit shield even if it's half assed. This whole show is like this too. I liked it but it constantly triggered my /his/ autism