>main character is drunk
>he cums in less than an hour
Main character is drunk
Michael Lewis
Dylan Moore
>main character is sober
>he cums instantly and doesn't stop cumming.
Noah Bailey
>main character's cum is pearly white instead of a transluscent greenish yellow
Jordan Sanchez
>no red in main characters poop cum or piss
Chase Lee
>main character cums cubes of hardened semen
Colton Anderson
>main character has erectile dysfunction
>it's not a movie, it's my life
Blake Perry
>character is railing lines of coke
>suddenly able to get hard and have sex
Carson White
Sometimes when i'm really drunk i will nut while just reaching a chub. Worst of both worlds
Henry Barnes
>main character posts frogs on television and film image boards
Gavin Brooks
God I wish I had some fucking blow. Last time I snorted I almost got arrested due to being drunk as fuck while underaged (at the time) and was beating the shit out of random cars. Got out of it by being an innocent twink
I miss snow
Josiah Taylor
>main character has enough motivation to eat 3 times a day
Andrew Young
Parker Turner
>main character touches girl
>cums a never ending fountain of semen that drowns him, the girl and the whole town.
Mason Anderson
Coke is for no self esteem degenerates
Angel Campbell
I don't understand this post...
Adrian Anderson
>main character is drinking whiskey
>doesn't chug 7 bottles of water to stave off the dehydration headache then piss for 50 seconds straight 10 minutes later and get a headache regardless
Thomas Sullivan
done it 3 times but id do some more right now
id honestly rather just drink a bottle of delysm but quarantine has me kept under lock and kino
Connor Price
>main character's erect dick is so tiny people mistake him for having ED
Cameron Ross
I am depressed and likely developing an eating disorder
Mason Powell
go back
Luis Butler
>main character has such a massive penis that it's actually a health risk, both for him and all those around him due to it's unholy size and mass
Hunter Sanders
>Main character is feed
>Seed
Bentley Hill
The shotgun says 10 or 20 gauge. The shells are 12.whatts this
Connor Turner
Stop being sad and lose weight?
Colton Campbell
>main character is a kind hearted guy just trying to do the right thing and not hurt anybody
>character doesn't constantly fail, perform poorly, and isn't a loser
It breaks my immersion when they show loser characters getting female attention or making it with women
Noah Robinson
Did you read the post? Are you retarded? It was about NOT eating holy shit. Not even that guy but kys
Carter Allen
a 42 gauge shotgun
Parker Hall
>i can't eat
>i might have an EATING disorder
Juan Anderson
what
Kayden Perry
You have an eating disorder
Daniel Gutierrez
once again, not me. also and are literally incomprehensible. the original poster was talking about not being able to eat consistently, the next post misinterpreted it as the guy being fat, and the one after was just a mess
Kevin Jones
Doofus
Eli Reyes
When did moot start doing movies?
Jason Cox
Shut up underaged. Don't you got better shit to do than post here, like getting beaten by your dad or something?
Oliver Gonzalez
not doing drugs is for fags
Matthew Turner
who is moot
Bentley Thompson
>OP is a fag
>he drinks cum in less than an hour
Carter Cook
>underage
put your glasses on boomer, i said last time it happened i was underaged
Jacob Sanchez
My point still stands
Caleb Jones
your point SITS dumbass cunt
Jace Flores
i don't get it
Liam Gomez
>erectile dysfunction
>my point hasn't stood in years
Joshua Smith
I just wanted your dad to beat you, user. It's all I ever wanted.