>why yes fair lady I am world reknown for my square dances
Why yes fair lady I am world reknown for my square dances
>literally retarded
>dresses like a 8 year old playing cowboys and indians
>doesnt think its odd that a cute girl would want his fat retarded ass anywhere near her
What happens to make people like this so stupid?
How retarded does one have to be to fall into one of these honeypots?
desu every pedophile is literally retarded, Ever since I was 22 I couldnt really stand to be around 18 year olds because of their immaturity
Someone post that meme of the Martin Robbin's album cover modified with this guy, featuring songs such as "el pedo"
Why do you think they caught so many people?
Why do you think none of the pedos ever find it suspicious that everything inside the houses used is pre-packaged and they hand them water bottles to drink instead of using a glass?
I think it's sheer desperation, had a person I used to work with at a grocery store, kind of a young Danny devito with glasses and a buzzcut looking dude, end up on one of those creep catchers videos
Probably little to no social interaction through life, being molested or rape
d probably also plays a role. Most pedos and aspiring pedos are guys who blame their desires on childhood trauma.
>>doesnt think its odd that a cute girl would want his fat retarded ass anywhere near her
He does, but there's always that little niggling ray of hope, "what if"
Unironically pedophiles have a lower IQ than normal people
I mean guys like OP are definitely just so desperate that they latch on to the first female to give them attention age be damned.
But some guys were legit sick fucks like that army vet who had duct tape, a video camera and a knife in his trunk or that school teacher who showed up or that rabbi.
Imagine this scenario if you will. You're a fat lonely loser. You've been one all your life. You began to reach puberty and you see all your friends and acquaintances all start hooking up. You never do. You never even got close to. You tried different things but it never worked, women were never interested. You don't even know how to approach women to begin with. Year after year, friends get girlfriends, lose girlfriends, hook with girls then get a girlfriend again. In all this time you've had nothing. No intimate encounter with a female of any kind. Not even a kiss, you forgot what kissing feels like. You just stay in your room and browse the internet or play videogames. You don't want to go to parties anymore, you feel even more lonelier when you're surrounded by people. You drink alone. Then one day a girl messages you. She actually talks to you like a real person. She's nice, super nice. She seems interested. She actually seems to like you. She calls you cute. She's 12, it's wrong. You know it's wrong. But you've never got attention like this before. No woman has talked to you like this. No women will probably ever talk to you like this. This is it. This is your only hope of intimacy ever. You can feel all the hurt and torment within with a flicker of hope that she can make it all go away if only she gave you a chance. You drive 1 and half hours to her house to meet. She greets you at the front door. Your heart is pounding. Your sweating profusely. You walk inside to her kitchen...
>army vet who had duct tape, a video camera and a knife in his trunk or that school teacher who showed up or that rabbi.
TWO WORDS
ROLEPLAYING CHATROOM
...You get on the floor. You walk the dinosaur.
Its literally a popular television show and you're on the internet
That army vet was going to rape and kill whoever was in that house for sure. Probably what he and his squad did to kids while deployed.
why do dumb people always look like trash
are you trying to rationalize this?
He cant keep getting away with it
I don't understand, why did he dress up like a cowboy?
wtf I can't believe they let him go after this
Wew, Imagine fucking up so bad in life you end up like this.
Have they ever had a female predator?
Someone link this one please
He was an outlaw. A man with nothing to lose and everything to gain
No. Hansen once theorized its because female predators are more likely to assault those they know instead of picking up young uns online.
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Its probably both the saddest and funniest predator Chris has caught.
>that pic
lmao
Thanks user
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS...
You ignore the fact that those sick fucks actively hunt for those kids online and they're the ones approaching them - while writing creepy shit.
This is your brain on coom
Call a hooker.
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Does anyone know the name of the decoy in this one? She was also the Fat Ranger's decoy. She's the best decoy in the entire TCAP thing no-pedo.
God almighty i love these threads.
>try to call a hooker
>get a panic attack
>dont feel like wanting to have to do anything with anyone for 2 weeks
i drink out of water bottles
People in this thread are just mad that there are smarter fat slobs out there that get prime teen pussy for a bit of cash every week.
Enjoy your tv show, maybe in your mind it will be better than cunny.
Does your city have a fucked up water system or are you just a picky fucker?
>YOU RAT, YOU RAT!
Man jeff is really trying to get out of this via loopholes
Well i mean i dont exclusively drink only water bottles, i guess austist dont understand nuance. but there is nothing inherently suspicious about being handed a bottle of water as a guest
just the ones who get caught, like with all criminals
the smart ones never see jail