>you couldn't possibly beat this monster because you'd eventually run out of money for prostitutes
gee if only there was a way I could make people have sex with me for free and face no punishment whatsoever because a monster is probably going to kill anyone long before they have a chance to testify
dumb movie
filtered autists
This was a good movie, thanks for reminding me user, I needed something scary to watch
Good movie. Yeah there were some plot holes but the intensity and style of the film made up for it.
Every man should intentionally get chlamydia and then hook up with women on tinder.
Chlamydia has barely any effects for men, but it can make women infertile.
Enjoy your hedonistic desires of fucking dumb sluts raw and having a good time. And when youre done infecting stupid whores with the cure of their infertility? You goto a pharmacy and take 2 pills and your chlamydia is gone.
They gonna clap your dick in a book, Morty! You're actually going to die!
I wouldn't have to beat this monster because I don't fuck sketchy whores within a short time of meeting them in the first place.
>movie has insanely obvious clues to the monster's actual weakness
>neither the characters in the movie, nor even the audience watching picks up on them
yeesh
It would never follow me because I've never had sex, haha. Can it open doors? Whats its average mph? Can it walk underwater?
I'll bite. What weakneses?
I'd try to lock it up myself.
You have a gay sex with Atleast 4
Other men so you can all link up cock to ass thereby spreading the curse to
All at an equal time then spread out across the world so he can’t kill you in one go. Unless of course he can final destination everyone together
just think about what it is
it walks towards you and attacks your legs
so it'd be weak against ______
>Can it open doors?
Yes
>Whats its average mph?
Fast enough to catch you within a week if you travelled across the country.
>Can it walk underwater?
Yes
Doesn't work like that, one of you would just keep it. Whoever pulled out last and on an atomic level you cannot all do it at the same exact time.
Legless people, got it
Fire? Arms?
fuck this is hard
stupid movie for teenagers.
>the only reason this slut got hooked to the monster is, so she can have and excuse to get train run on her by the boat chads
is this IT part 3?
just rape Amy Schumer, she'll have sex with so many dudes the ghost wouldn't know which way to follow. And by the time the ghost kills all 300 of her one night stands she'll fuck an entire Olympic swimming pool full of basketball players before it gets to her.
Fly to Amsterdam and fuck a hooker. Give a tourist some money to fuck the same hooker first and then to fuck another hooker.
By the time the creature makes it to Amsterdam the 2nd hooker would have fucked at least one more tourist. Even IF the 2nd tourist didnt fuck another hooker, AND was still in Amsterdam:
Creature would still have to kill - Tourist, hooker, tourist, hooker, then go back to USA to get you.
Bought yourself months at least.
Just be gay and go to Hollywood and gay yourself around taking sucking and giving dick wherever you can so you can slowly kill the gay population. Gotta take one for the team
Chlamydia can actually be quite painful for men, causes muscle stiffness or something I think
The movie never showed it working with gay sex though.
Doesn't hurt to try user
So the trick is to just be gay?
Bullshit, my ass is still sore from the last time I tried it
So It Doesn't Follow?
It's gonna get cha
It is homophonic so doesn't look at fanny bandits so doesn’t know who to Follow
But did you get followed tho? Seems like all of life's problems can be solved by being a fag
Why would you want to kill it? It kills whores. At the end of the day, only people who have had sex with their spouse will be fine. This is how life should be
Yeah, he kept calling the next day and wouldn't leave me alone even though I said that I had work
What if I FUCK it? It would have to kill itself then.
I'm not sure if we're joking anymore