What do they eat

Tubby custard

man flesh

they eat tomodachi

it is japinese delicacy

cum

>Breakfast
>Second Breakfast
>Elevenses
>Luncheon
>Afternoon Tea
>Dinner
>Supper

whatever they want

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Pork-rind pussy

watch the first scene of the hobbit

A pair of conies

whatever Norf fc eats.
'ate Baggins
'ate Tuks
'ate travellers
luv me countryside
luv me crops
luv me Hobbit mead
simple as

What was the reason again that orks never came to the shire? Was it just to far away?

Farmer maggot’s crop

each other

Too irrelevant, Hobbits are New zealand in regards that most people forget it even exists

>people in Australia actually live like this except there's no greenery

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It was guarded by Aragorn's people, the Dunedain rangers frequently as it existed in their former kingdom.

The only recorded Orc incursion to the Shire was defeated by the hobbit militia landed by Bandits "Bullroarer" Took. The only other "battle" in the Shire is when Saruman and his thugs invade they are beaten by the hobbits as well. Plus one winter with lots of wolves and snow sweeping into the Shire.

Apart from that it's pretty much idyllic and they leave their doors unlocked often. Except in Buckland where they have a large hedge-wall to keep out animals. It's more like a colony though and next to the old forest, therefore having more security

they hadn't gotten there YET. eventually, they would have.

If you've ever been to Coober Pedy it makes a lot of sense, it's hot as fuck out there

Fucking autocorrect- Led by Bandobras
tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Bandobras_Took

But also like others have said, Eriador was pretty sparsely populated so not many orcs got to the Shire or that area anyway.

maggoty bread

gummy bears from the old Simpson place