Nobody talks about this, what did we think? Space pirates were cool

Apocalypse now, but in space. Pretty decent film and could've been great without studio meddling

brainlet

The space pirates didn't make much sense really. How did they survive outside the dome on the moon? Surely they couldn't have self sustaining bases elsewhere on the moon to launch raids from? If they did, why didn't big gubment just drop some bombs on their moon bases? Ground-based warfare of the moon with rebels is pointless, right?

smoothbrain

Don't know about studio meddling, but the retarded blatant science inaccuracies was what made the movie from 8/10 to 6/10. It's a pity because I liked it

It appears smooth because the wrinkles are so thin and numerous, creating a huge surface area.

you could write a fucking book on all the shit it gets wrong about space, and they're all unforced errors. the director of the movie is on record saying he wanted to create the most realistic depiction of near future interplanetary infrastructure and he just repeatedly adds the dumbest shit possible. even if you didn't judge it on that basis, it's got liv tyler doing nothing but looking mopey, brad pitt going around explaining everything to the audience when his performance should be telling the story and a really terrible villain in tommy lee jones with a symbolic climax that is so painfully obvious and unearned it does nothing but piss you off.

I watched in theatre and haven't seen since, what were the blatant inaccuracies as I can't remember

It made zero sense, and it made even less sense that official convoys would be running around in armorless, Apollo-era rovers with nothing but pistols for protection.

Anyone who unironically enjoys that scene is a low-order chimp.

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you don't remember him leaping through the rings of neptune using a ship's panel as a shield? and then surfing an explosion back to earth in his ship in like five minutes?

this is the only correct answer. the only people who hate it are absolutely fucking retarded kids.

Brad Pitt has played the fucking game from day one. Started out fucking Juliette Lewis and kept rolling from there.

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I loved this movie, one of my best theater experiences ever.

>t. pretentious critic

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Because it's a big piece of shit.

Whole movie made no sense. TLJ character made no sense. Couldn't decide if it wasn't to be character drama or space pirate action flick or blade runner ripoff or "Alien" style horror or what.

Some decent cinematography.

everything about the setting that they didn't focus on was so much more interesting than the stuff that they did focus on

>"just travel to the love dimension lmao" is """"creativity""""

Well, I thought it was relatively enjoyable up until the hallucination part, which was incredibly boring and seemed to last forever; even though when I think about it, it couldn't have been longer than 10 minutes or so.

it's basically apocalypse now, in space.

how can you have an apocalypse in space?

it's a jungle out there.

Honestly never thought about it but sounds about right. They put the monkey in the trailer? Kek. It honestly felt really disconnected. The space pirates was not that weird.
Obv the main focus of the film was the conflict between Brad's feelings towards his father and his loneliness. But even so, it felt to me a bit hollow. Didn't quite connect with his struggle.

It was eh. Entertaining enough but very pointless overall, would not rewatch.

basically none of the action in the movie was actually connected to the plot. it was just random obstacles between point A and B.

durrrrrrrr. it was good james gray is underrated. you probably got suckered in by the action trailers pussy fuck