Men age like fine wi-

>Men age like fine wi-

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Why is it okay to mock men ho have depression?

Select all the images with Marlon Brando

marlo had a depression?

>BRING THE BUTTER

yeah he depressed food down his throat LOL

because it's funny

Brando and Orson Welles are the only guys who achieved enough in life that their only course of action left was to become literal behemoths.

No one said this, its just the desirability of a woman in her late teens/early 20's is a much higher fall.

>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.
>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".
>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"
>True Hollywood Tales 1997

>Extremely competitive
>Only wins against rivals through eating challenges
I'm saying based

say that again

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Newman utterly and irrevocably btfo

>Brando

>muh Godfather
>muh Streetcar

Brandetty's are pathetic.

>51 hard boiled eggs
Jesus, I start hating the taste of them after 2 eggs. How the fuck do you do that many without wanting to throw up?

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Didn't he have a Volkswagen Beetle where he stores hot dogs or something?

>By the 1980s, it was reported that one of Brando’s girlfriends had left him because he wouldn’t keep his promise to lose weight. He always seemed to be dieting, but the pounds weren’t coming off much. Unknown to her, he had some of his buddies throw bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Drive estate.

>Later in the ’80s, Marlon was routinely spotted at a Beverly Hills ice cream parlor buying five gallon containers of ice cream- which he would eat all himself. Reportedly, one of his favorite “snacks” around this time was a full pound of cooked bacon placed in an entire loaf of bread. During these years, the 5 10 Marlon’s weight would balloon up to an incredible 350 pounds at one point.

>Before filming “Apocalypse Now” (1979), Marlon devoutly promised to lose weight, but he just couldn’t do it. Subsequently, his character is shown in the shadows for much of the film to hide his Buddha-like belly. A 6 5 double was used in long shots by director Francis Ford Coppola to “give the character more stature”.

>His second wife, Movita, actually put a lock on the house refrigerator. But when she awoke one morning, the lock was broken and Marlon’s teeth marks were found on a round of cheese. The house maid told Mrs. Brando that Marlon made nighttime raids on the icebox routinely.

>Brando also loved to frequent hot dog stands late at night, particularly the L.A. hot dog joint Pink’s at 3 and 4 o’clock in the morning, where he’d wolf down as many as six hot dogs at a time.

>In what was possibly Marlon’s strangest eating exploit, it was reported that during the filming of “Missouri Breaks” (1976), he fished a frog out of a pond, took a bite out of it, and put it back in the drink… when you’re hungry, you’re hungry I guess.

I kek every time

Men who aren't total whackjobs age like fine wine.

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SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Seems pretty obvious by his behavior that he was raped by another man when he was younger.

>Unknown to her, he had some of his buddies throw bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Drive estate.
Brotherhood

He was living his life as he saw fit without a care for what other people might think of him. Brando was unequivocally based.

How did you come to that conclusion Dr?

thanks detective Steve Nash

Well, the severe body issues were a big clue.
No problem. If you have any other tough cases to crack, I'll be around.

depression isn't real you little bitch

he was being a CONTENDER

by being powerful

>how the fuck do you do that many without wanting to throw up?
the drive to win, no matter the cost

Would anyone argue if I declared Marlon Brando to be the personification of the word: BASED?

Lol

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He was still pretty hot even till his mid 50's