pitch a modern sitcom premise
Pitch a modern sitcom premise
Hunter Hill
Kayden Murphy
Which one is the inmate?
Nicholas Wright
Life imitates art huh.
youtube.com
Jaxon Barnes
the white guy once the blasian pops out
Caleb Fisher
you are an inmate to your own upbringing.
Jonathan Ross
>from NIMBY to please fuck my wife
what a time to be alive.
Jordan Powell
What the fuck has happened to the world? Some of the shit i see posted here from news articles sounds like something from some absurdist black comedy movie. This has to be fake.
Levi Gray
Weak excuse for failing in life.
Ryan Morales
npr.org
>It's a Friday night and roommates Jason Jones and Tamiko Panzella are hanging out in the Oakland, Calif., apartment they share, laughing about an epic gym workout misfire.
>"I get there and we have to take our shoes and socks off. And I'm like, oh no, she got me into yoga. She tricked me," Jones says, laughing.
>He recently was released on parole, serving nearly 14 years in a series of California prisons for felony assault with a deadly weapon.
>Jones and Panzella are part of a first-of-its-kind program that's providing vitally needed housing for inmates released from prison. The program also aims to break down misconceptions and fear surrounding the formerly incarcerated in a nation that imprisons more people than any other.
>The Homecoming Project in Alameda County, Calif., is matching prisoners being released after long sentences with homeowners and renters who want to take part in the experiment. The nonprofit behind the program pays the former inmates' rent for six months and actively supports the partnership.
Aiden Perez
>if your parents pluck out your eyes it's your fault for not being able to see
Luke Butler
Fucking this
Christopher Morgan
I've traced back every single one of my failings to my shitty parents/ teachers.
Landon Ross
>I'M LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF SIGHT GUYS, NOBODY TAUGHT ME HOW
God you're pathetic.
Nolan Rogers
damn, don't that makes you wanna vote for democrats some more?
You could have an inmate right now in your room with you.
Austin Ortiz
>he's a slave to those around him, not in control of his own destiny
Do leftists really...?
Luke Stewart
Is this the same guy?
Easton Gutierrez
>What the fuck has happened to the world?
Subversion
Levi Howard
Now that is strange, whats the context behind this one?
Jayden Cooper
It's a German couple who are housing African migrants. Here's another who are housing an Iranian.
Oliver Collins
Refugee in Europe
Basically the same shit
White guy invites an outsider into his home and everyone assumes his girlfriend/wife is fucking the outsider
Charles Lopez
bitch is clearly fucking them.
My god that man is a cuckold.
Nolan Anderson
Californians are mentally ill
Jose Hernandez
>everyone assumes his girlfriend/wife is fucking the outsider
what if she really is
Colton Butler
>assumes
Nicholas Sullivan
Just do the loveboat with homosexuals and blacks.
Isaiah Ward
didnt they train him not to sit on the armrests?
Juan Richardson
>npr
whats with npr being like a cuckold central? was it always like this?
Jose Hall
Imagine the type of guy that would agree to this shit. Do you really think he would put up a fight if the rapist decided to go after his girl?
Sebastian Morales
Tigan and Tina
It's a story about a gay and lesbian roommate who both just entered their 30s
but they are far from strangers. They dated back in high school before they came out and discovered who they were.
After their respective hopes and dramas failed they moved back to their home town and ended up getting a place together.
This story will follow their life as they navigate the crazy unforgiving world of middle aged dating, casual sex, annoying family members, and dead end min wage jobs.
At some he'll find out he got some old gf pregnant way back before he found out he was gay and has a son out there that he ends up meeting and connecting with.
At another point later on into the story he ends up donating his sperm so his lesbian friend can have a child with her gf who ends up being a beautiful daughter.
Matthew Watson
>more attractive, taller and sitting closer to his gf
It's over.
Jace Cox
>California
kek of fucking course
Alexander Gonzalez
When will podshares start letting in victims of institutionalized racism?
Charles Butler
just thinking about that woman getting fucked and talking shit to her husband while he watches gets me hard
Asher Jenkins
Straight Man
A reasonable every day straight white guy has tons of stereotypical gay/racial/sjw/maga friends and co-workers that constantly get him into ridiculous comic situations and bits where he just plays the straight man for all the wild shit going on around him
Matthew Evans
This looks like everything I despised about college all in one room.
Tyler Brown
Plot twist
the prisoner was actually the girl
Hunter Lewis
I want to beat the shit out of these people.
Joseph Stewart
Its like a voluntary gulag
Nolan Martin
imagine how loud it must be there
Dominic Jones
That's the whole point. Everyone assumes his girlfriend/wife is fucking this guy and it still gives him some level of plausible deniability.
It kinda reminds me of those single and middle-aged white women who adopted a teenage black kid. You really think she's doing that out of the kindness of her heart? She wants to get fucked and can play it all off as she's ultra-virtuous.
Elijah Nguyen
what if had to wank??????????
Ethan Collins
The Mayan Calendar thing actually happened in 2012 and we’ve been in purgatory this whole time.
Nicholas Butler
I would watch this. The everyman who doesn't give a shit about politics versus the losers who are obsessed over it.
Jaxson Evans
I'll start a program about wife-sharing to inmates recently released from prison (they also must be from black ethnicity)
Chase Baker
This is illegal during the lockdown, user. SHUT IT DOWN!
Jacob Richardson
11pm is mandatory quiet time :)