WHERE THE FUCK IS PICARD

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He's doing le epic plinkett takedown with white guy hip hop

Check back in December.

The last couple of plinket reviews were a disappointment.

Can't form an opinion without the help of your reddit internet friends, faggot?

Here's your Picard review, bro.

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Plinkett sucks. The regular reviews are better.

The fact that these guys are still posted here amazes me. There's really no avoiding it, I've grown up, and Yas Forums simply remains in infancy. Look, RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. What do I mean by this?

Well, I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, Yas Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>inb4 some retard (incorrectly) goes hurrr reddit spacing, as though RLM threads weren't as reddit as they come.

Has Mike seen this?

That is Mike

Both Mike and Rich died from the Coronavirus before it was finished. Jay and Jack are planning to release it, but when they run out of footage make it a tribute video to Mike and Rich with all of the previous guest stars briefly talking about Mike and Rich.

Why would you want to watch an hour of 2 fat fucks criticizing Picard? Anyone who has watched the show knows that it’s shit and what’s wrong with it. Why watch two e celebs make the same criticisms you already have made, do you just want validation for your opinion?

Yeah I know but he can't watch the video while someone's standing on his face, obviously

Obesity is the number one risk factor for death, it could be true lmao. Hope beardfat got it too.

Plinkett makes me laugh, and there is a dearth of comedies right now

I don't watch Picard because I'm not retarded, I want to find out what happened and how much genuine star wars fans hate it

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>genuine star wars fans

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>WHERE THE FUCK IS PICARD
It’s on CBS All Access

>2020
>still posting this autistic shit

>Mike looks completely different,borderline frat boy
>Jay looks exactly the same

Mike sounds like a Chad who has transitioned into boomer mode now, pretty based. I think it's funny people used to call him "stokes" apparently

>goofballs
Like Cosby's BBQ sauce? Is this claiming Mike is an actual date rapist?

>Chad
>making terrible scifi movies with ugly dweebs watching TNG
lol the way RLM fans act like Mike and Jay aren't gross dorks is always amusing

have sex incel

Is that Zendaya?

Their funny and I never watched it past the first episode.

sneed

Mike used to wear a fedora lmao

I remember the original thread when they found Ghilchrist I really need to do something with my life.